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octopus croquet

When you hang from the ceiling by your hands and have 2-3 partners hang by their hands or teeth from your nipples and genital piercings whilst kicking their feet in an effort to kick the balls of the men who are lying naked and prone on the floor of your mom's living room.
"I can't believe we lost 2-1 in Octopus Croquet"
by WTFAWTA December 20, 2022
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Octopus Fuck Session

Where a man has eight penises in his mouth and his ass at the same time.
Jim: "Yeah man last night me and 16 other fellas had an Octopus Fuck Session, it felt nice."
Jerry: "Damn dude, wish I was there."
by IheartGayButtSex May 30, 2018
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Octopus at the cock buffet

One who devours an enourmous amount of endless penis in one sitting, making light of the situation availabile in an all you can eat restaurant.
"That girl fucked so many guys last night she was like an octopus at the cock buffet!"
by DNugz July 16, 2008
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Octopus Couple

A really annoying couple that never keep their hands of each other in public - the epitome of PDA. Generally unpleasant for all who witness and tends to end up alienating all of their friends.
'Ewww, have you seen Rosie and Nick lately? They were practically having sex on the bus'

'Yeah, they're such an octopus couple'
by chaibox December 23, 2009
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octopus cuddle

When you get as tangled as possible while cuddling.
Me and my boyfriend love to octopus cuddle
by Yssarg June 18, 2017
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octopus beak

An act in which someone inserts two pistachio shells into their anus, and by clenching their sphincter, pinches an unsuspecting enemy with the pistachio shells poking out from their anus.
Ouch Dale! That Octopus Beak is gonna leave a mark!
by Swampmoose February 14, 2018
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Octopus move

A sexual act in which the partner caresses the member with all 5 fingers; the palm goes towards the head as the female pulls upwards. It is a highly awkward and unsatisfying move and should not be attempted by anyone.
Man, she kept using the octopus move on me, I couldn't get it up lol ^^.
by aFlexY August 25, 2009
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