Nutcrack

The light that shines betweens ones balls and ones thighs

“Timothy lept onto the bed and I was jarred by the blinding light of his nutcrack”
“Oh my god Bethany, that sounds so hot”

by showpeasant January 31, 2024

disneys nutcracker

When someone wants to get more views on their videos so they put stupid trending hashtags that have nothing to do with it like #fortnite, #gamer, or most commonly on tik tok, #disneysnutcracker

Guy 1: woah how’d this guy get so many likes on this post?
Guy 2: ugh he’s just one of those Disneys nutcrackers

by Wade_the_guy November 13, 2018

nutcracker challenge

It is like Destroy Dick December but it is continuing even in January from 31 to 1.

Destroy Dick December Is for kids, try nutcracker challenge.

by anononanon December 4, 2018

nutcracker

Something that makes a man bust a nut, like a hot girl.

That girl is a nutcracker when i look at her ass!

by its not cup! December 18, 2018

Russian Bloody Nutcracker

Where your nuts also known as your family jewels are dunked in a open gas tank when you land a jump on a dirt bike and your wiener falls off

Like when you chop your nutsack and weiner off with a chefs knife, but with a dirt bike.

Bro did you see him land that knarly Russian Bloody Nutcracker?

by ScroTard June 20, 2022

Nutcracker

When you feel the need to drop your nutsack in the butt crack of another man.

I just dropped my nutsack in the butt crack of my mate Rupert, whilst he was having a piss, he said what you doing? I replied, I’m giving you a nutcracker!

by Girth Harris July 3, 2022

Nutcracker

When you have a friend who out of nowhere will either kick or slap you in the nuts as hard as they can

Man 1: Jerry just hit me in the nuts super hard

Man 2: Yeah, he's the nutcracker of the group

by IBankGrenades December 6, 2021