dildo nubbins

another term for a noob or newbie. Derived from Bilbo Baggins from the lord of the rings, a dildo and newbie.

"Shut the fuck up dildo nubbins." "Jack acts like such a fuckin dildo nubbins."

by Kraut April 05, 2005

nibbin on the nubbins

A very annoying and obnoxious way for a husband to describe breastfeeding.

"Oh, excuse me, I didn't realize the baby was nibbin on the nubbins"

"If you call it nibbin on the nubbins one more time you're sleeping on the couch!"

by Litalouli February 07, 2010

Swollen Nubbins

Serious Homosexual testicular condition caused by the clashing of two different ball sacks during agressive doggie style anal intercourse

Goddamit Cam!! exclaimed Gordon, i thought i told you to lube up your back wheels!!

by John February 17, 2004

Frodo nubbins

to describe a person who retains the characteristics of a complete nubcake, or someone who is an utter newbie, n00b, nub or lameass........

1o1o1o1o1o1o1o1 joo sux0rz! joo are teh l337 n00b!!!! kekeke joo are frodo nubbins!!!1111one

by Warrior Tim April 10, 2006

USB Nubbin

A nubbin is a 120V outlet -> USB connector for charging phones etc.

I plugged my phone into the usb wire but it wasn't connected to the USB nubbin, so it didn't charge. I should have connected it to the nubbin and plugged the nubbin into the wall.

by definethis215 September 19, 2019

Nubbin Snubbed

When a female prevents a fellow female from being plunged. Lady equivalent of a 'cock block.'

"Jeff was going to smash my crotch in but then Tracy told him I was on my period and totally nubbin snubbed me"

by robear March 16, 2012

nubbin lovin

The type of affection given to or received from dogs with only a nub as a tail.

My doberman is so happy to see me when I get home from school, so he gives me some nubbin lovin.

by kilox January 04, 2010