notch worthy

A man or woman hot enough for a one time only screw.

"Damn she's notch worthy. I'd like to tap that ass, and leave the sloppy seconds for the next guy."

by Kris April 23, 2003

Notch Goals

When you really want to have sex with someone you always wanted to so you try to make that happen.

Damn i need to smash Erica, She's Notch Goals!

by donelflow March 23, 2022

notch job

Someone addicted to Minecraft porn

Just about every 12 year old nowadays are notch jobs

by ClamJammer911 February 13, 2017

Notch Apple

An extremely engorged and stimulated female clitoris.

Roger's girlfriend get's extremely horny and when she does, she gets a quivering Notch Apple. Roger's loves to suck and nibble on it and flick that magic bean.

by Eaton Holgoode May 15, 2015

Notch or Rinse

A term used by hockey players when referring to a girl. Notch meaning to get head from that girl. Rinse meaning to fuck that girl in the pussy.

In the locker room Bob asked

"Kate Upton, Notch or Rinse?"

Joe replies, "Rinse"

by BK42 May 1, 2014

notch count

The number of sexual partners one has been with, especially regarding a man (hence the notch = pussy).

Brad: "Bro I'm twenty and I've already slept with three different bitches."

Chad: "Yo that's nothing I had a 20 notch count by the time I was 16!"

by Old for my age November 13, 2022

Notch 4 Misfire

When an individual who has been exposed to an elongated period of seemingly subarctic temperatures gets in their car and, lost in their innermost desire to reach homeostasis, blasts the heat in the car to notch 4 (two notches from maximum). After a period of 4-6 minutes depending on the quality of the cars heating system, the person begins sweating profusely and could possibly undergo severe hallucinations. This unfortunate heating mistake is commonly referred to as a notch 4 misfire, not to be mistaken with a notch 2 assassin. (see also)

Fred: It's freezing!! I neeeeed heat!!!
(period of 4-6 minutes depending on your heating system)
Fred: Sweet mother of god it's hotter than hells ballsack in here! This was a notch 4 misfire if I ever saw one!

by notch4 October 28, 2011