I'm going to make a natty box condom, and **** her in the ass while force feeding her natty untill I hit her in the back of the head with the natty bottle as I bust a nut. kosher boy dat hoe!
by splby February 10, 2009
The Kosher Butcher is the ultimate sexual experience in which begins with the aquisition of Kosher Hot Dogs. After the purchase is made the partner is found, remove clothing and engage in doggy style intercourse. With or without approval remove hot dogs from package and preceed to insert hot dogs in anal cavity one by one. Repeat this action until the female yelps "Oy Vey" and/or you run out of hot dogs. (Make sure you purchase good amount of hot dogs because it is rumored that the average female can go upwards of 12 hot dogs before she can even think of the phrase "Oy Vey"
John "The Kosher Butcher" Doe once kosher butchered a girl. While doing so the female was able to hold 15 hebrew national hot dogs before she yelped "Oy Vey"
by The Brown Goblin July 20, 2008
Sex performed according to Jewish Orthodox religous laws. Popularized by Shmuly Boteach and confused with much more enjoyable tantric sex.
by lala October 29, 2003
The most wanted snatch on the planet. So delicate and tender, one of the 12 wonders of the world. What your dad wished he could have had instead of you. The famed Nun pussy. Cant have it but want it.
O man were going where! Church man there is gonna be some mad kosher pussy in the house. +++++++++++++++
by Cornelius Cornwallis Scumbucket February 1, 2008
When the act of Jewkakke is performed. The cum must then stay on the person's face until it is blessed by a rabbi. Once the cum is blessed by a Rabbi it may then be consumed in the act of snowballing by all parties involved.
The Miami Heat decided to do a Kosher Snowman by performing Jewkakke on Dwayne Wade's face. Once the semen was blessed by a Rabbi and became Kosher, it was then snowballed from coach Erik Spoelstra's mouth.
by poopshoot12 February 21, 2013
"Dude Kosher Frank riped that guys head off in the last episode."
"Did you see Kosher Frank's pimp Chief Ham + Eggs costume in the Halloween special."
"Did you see Kosher Frank's pimp Chief Ham + Eggs costume in the Halloween special."
by Sam (an avid fan of the Chief) December 3, 2004
When you are having sexual intercourse with a Kosher(Jewish) lady, you have to put your "meat" into one hole, and your "milk" in the other hole.
- You just screwed my whole thing up, man. This girl is Kosher! That means I got to put my meat in one hole and my milk in the other!
- Whaaat?
- Kosher Sex, bro!
- Whaaat?
- Kosher Sex, bro!
by Dirtyrandy September 4, 2014