wafer muncher

A term used for Catholics because when they take communion they kneel before the priest, nibble on the consecrated host and then gulp down his juices.

When Canadian Prime Minister Stephen Harper took communion at his first Catholic mass he decided to pocket his wafer instead of eating it because being a Evangelical Christian he didn't want to appear be a wafer muncher.

by billthecat July 30, 2009

Bruton snuff wafer

Act of placing ones testicles inside the lower lip of a consenting or non-consenting individual. The testicles may become flattened not unlike a wafer when forced into the lower lip.

I was bored, she was passed out so i gave her the Bruton snuff wafer

by Richi J October 13, 2008

Pink Wafer Style

To go Pink Wafer Style on somebody is to pound them to the floor so fast like a light weight boxer. Hence the pink wafer buscuit is very lightweight.

If I see him again, I'm gonna go pink wafer style on his arse!

by RevHor July 7, 2009

YOU ATE MY NILLA WAFERS

When someone(s) eat your Vanilla Wafers, and your reaction is....YOU ATE MY NILLA WAFERS

Dad: WERE MY VANILLA WAFERS AT?!
Me: Uh....I ate them.....
Dad: YOU ATE MY NILLA WAFERS!!!1
(Roid Rage fit by dad)

by Tyler2010 March 12, 2008

sugar wafer

A rich white girl, generally between the age of 18-30, who gives people financial support in exchange for sex that drinks a lot of Starbucks, fucks a lot of black guys with big dicks, and wears ugg boots.

Yo nigga, I got me a new sugar wafer, she give more than welfare.

by John Higgens April 16, 2016

Nilla Wafer top hat time

It's the time you wear a hat made outta Nilla Wafers. It's the best time in the history of mankind!

One day, there was a knock at my door. A mysterious drifter was on the other side. In his hands was a box, and on his lips were the words, "Listen closely; I don't have much time." Then he reached in the box and pulled out a Nilla Wafer top hat from inside. He said, "Wear it when it's time." And I said, "What time?" And then he died. Later, I realized he was talking about Nilla Wafer top hat time.

by Handle Not Found August 27, 2023

dirty chocolate wafer

a wafer that u drop on the floor but pick up and still eat it

“aw man i dropped my chocolate wafer”
“oh no! now u have a dirty chocolate wafer”

by dirtychocolatewafer June 21, 2023