No U

The mother of all negative commands and the penultimate command of non-affirmation, which being one of the oldest words of the English language, dates all the way back to Old English. It is composed of simply two letters: The fourteenth letter of the alphabet, N, and the 15th, O. In this context, it is followed by an intentional misspelling for the word that describes a party that is a second-person subject to a direct address by another party, simplified with simply the 21st letter of the English alphabet, namely U. This intentional misspelling is used to express and emphasize the how much ignorance the speaker has in correct English spelling, which is common in the modern Internet world, and therefore, this misspelling is used as a subtle tool of assimilation into the complex society of the Internet. A blank space is traditionally added between the first two letters, N and O, and the last letter, U, most likely to add a non-casual taste to the originally very casual nature of the phrase, by not sounding like a nervous first-time public speaker rushing every single word and constantly putting two words together. Put together, and you have this phrase, the penultimate counter-attack to any hater trying to roast you hard, the remedy to any insult or unpleasant remark you may receive from your "friends".

"XXX, I didn't understand the true meaning of despicable until I met you."
"No U"

by AquaHeart July 10, 2018

;u;

Tears of joy. This emoticon is used when you see or experience something that makes you cry happily.

00: "My mom just survived her cancer surgery and they say she'll be alive and live normally again! ;u;"

by rtivey01 September 16, 2017

no no u

Reflects any no u to its caster.

1: ur mom gay
2: no u
1: no no u
2: *suddenly the will to live vanishes*

by tacboss1234 May 28, 2018

u

The twenty-first letter of the english alphabet.
If you didn't know that already, there must be something horribly wrong with you.

A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U (see that? that's a U) V W X Y Z.

by LykOMGurUGLY June 24, 2004

No u

No u is Well uhhh idek

Bob: ur mom gay
Jeff: no u

Bob is now gay

by DioBrandoIsHawt April 19, 2019

U#

Unidentify or unavailable number

"Did u call me with a U#"
"nope"

by Tentin June 7, 2009

u

Short for "you". Used by people who are too lazy to make TWO FUCKIN' EXTRA KEYSTROKES. I imagine they all must look like that Jarred asshole, pre-Subway.

I am more 1337 than U!

Shut the fuck up, you tool.

by combat_rock November 8, 2003