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Group Lube

The act or attempt in getting bare-ass necked, and having many assorted persons rub scented lubricants onto your now-glistening body, so one may have a grotesque and usually sexual action preformed upon them or another person.
Guy 1: I'll get you back
Guy 2: Whatever you can do to me, I can do back 10x worse, plus I'll be grouped lubed up.

-later that night-
Guy 1: (sleeping) zzzzz
Guy 2: (group lubed and ready) (inserts balls into guy 1's anus and/or various other orifices/solid areas)
by Teh Duo May 5, 2011
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cock lube

The opposite of a cock block; the ultimate wingman trying to hook it up for your boys.
Kp: Thanks Scotty for the cock lube at the party last night.

Scotty: no problem. It's not hard when you're that attractive.
by Footballplayer77 September 24, 2013
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Hell lube

When your dick burst into fire while in the liver in jasossss pancreas
Sexxxxxxxxxxxxxxxy pronoun hell lube
by SmokyCORNBREADsharkfartcondon November 4, 2018
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Natural Lube

"Cowper's gland secretion" called "pre-cum" might ooze out of the end of your dick. It's whitish, slippery, and perhaps a little bubbly due to all of the action going on from your hand. Some guys can actually get enough of this fluid flowing to use it for lubrication.
John doesn't need to use vaseline or lotion to jack off because he has "natural lube"
by OliverS May 5, 2005
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Youtube and lube

After Jerome left his wife, it was no longer Hulu and hang it was Youtube and lube.
by CherrySprinkles November 13, 2015
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Cubed and lubed

Where a girl/boy is shoved into a tiny space where they can't move and are boxed in, then you proceed to jizz all over them
It will take her an hour to wash herself after we've cubed and lubed her
by Bojanglewangle April 25, 2019
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alabama lube

The act of spitting a mouthful of chewing tobacco on your partner’s genitals in order to lubricate the sex act during intercourse (typically with a relative)
When things dry up down there I always use a little Alabama lube to get off.
by Hot Dog Goblin December 30, 2017
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