Newt-case

A woman who would support a man who by all accounts has no respect for women. Based on Newt Gingrich's marriages and desertion of sick wives.

I can't believe she took him back after he drained her bank account and cheated on her. She must be a real Newt-case.

by Bryce Morganthau June 11, 2012

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Newt Gringrich

A man who resembles a potato covered in marshmallow fluff, is a bit on the looney side, and is otherwise just a bad person for various reasons, but is also old as tar.

Wow, as old as this severely outdated text book is it still mentions Newt Gringrich as the former speaker of the U.S. House of Representatives. I am 100% serious.

by discoversionofalicesrestaurant November 5, 2012

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As pissed as a newt

Too drunk to walk straight. Reference to the natural wobbling gait of a newt.

See also newted, pissed and As nissed as a pewt

Look at Mike, he's as pissed as a newt.

by ud40 March 11, 2005

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juicy newt

Wet pussy.
It is also the name of a famous rock band.

After fiddling with her for a while, she had one hell of a juicy newt!

by MaBe May 14, 2007

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A very popular cartoon in United Kingdom and United States. QUBO hosts it, it's first episode date was on October 18, 1997. The plot revolves around a boy buying a pet at the pet store and the newt is the only one. The boy realizes something is wrong with the newt and the pet store owner gives him Zippo Newt Food. The pet store owner tells the boy not to give too much to the newt. The boy mistakenly places the can in the fishbowl and makes the newt grow large.

Kid 1: I just saw Ned's Newt on TV! Kid 2: Thank god it wasn't on ridiculous times!

by midfag June 25, 2018

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