New Zealand

A girl who is far too sexy to be picked up without a foreign accent. In this case a New Zealand (or Austrailian) accent is required. Once the bomb is dropped she proceeds to allow the accent sporting gentleman to do anything they want to her, including fingering her to orgasm on the dancefloor.

"yo, sean, i got this crazy ass story for you...." (story preceeds to descibe New Zealand)

by Ben Galbraith January 15, 2006

New Zealand

Safest Western Nation in the world to live in.

with all the shit going on in the world today, sometimes i just wanna go live in New Zealand

by James_42 August 28, 2005

New Zealand

country with a lot of hills, sheep, fruit, and a ridiculously small military.

eventually i plan to go to new zealand and drive around on curvy roads on pocket bikes.

by teevee June 9, 2003

New Zealand

the ugly more adventurous cousin of Australia.

wanna go to "New Zealand"?

No. i want to go to Australia.

by Snapestar June 12, 2009

New Zealand

Better than Australia. That's all you need to know, nah but really though, one of the most beautiful countries you will ever encounter. The nicest and most laid back people ever, who can actually take a joke and not get butthurt like the Aussies.

Example 1.
English men: Ever met a kiwi before?
Aussie: Fuck yeah, best cunts you'll ever meet.

Example 2.

Aussie: Fucken sheep shagger
Kiwi: Fucken aye, where do you think all your lamb comes from?

Aussie: .......
Kiwi: Straight from New Zealand, think about that when the gravy is running down your chin.

by Justakiwiinaus November 13, 2016

New Zealand

A beautiful country in the Pacific Ocean. The air smells so fresh its almost sweet. Everywhere you go people smile at you and greet you, they make you feel welcome. Once you leave New Zealand you crave it and feel a deep urge to go back.

Man I dream about New Zealand every night

by galpalkyl101 March 24, 2016

New Zealand

New Zealand is a pretty awesome country. Why is Australia being mentioned so much when these definitions are about NZ? *confused*

I guess it's because we're close, yes that's right... we are close enough that we might as well join together to be one country {If it wasn't for you people getting really crazy over what country is better}

Both Australia and New Zealand have their good point and their bad points :)
So chill, people-

PS- Sheep Sex? That's just wrong... beastiality is so wrong...

****ANZAC****

--New Zealand and Australia would both be stronger if the people of both contries worked together--

by Eden May 31, 2005