Netkow

The Ultimate n00b/The exact opposite of 1337.

That kid is such a Netkow.

by Gwaki December 30, 2008

Nemika

A guy who is very smart in numbers but shit at languages. Is attractive but doesn't pull any ladies, is very attentive and a good friend. Has a massive dick.

Hi nemika

by Factteller12 June 24, 2020

Neiko

Very sketchy guy. Neiko's are very quiet and get triggered often. Very picky about everything and is playful at times. They are also very attractive.

Neiko is so quiet.
Neiko Is very cute.

by U_knowme.best February 11, 2017

Neti Pee

The sexual act of partially inserting ones penis into a female's (or male's if that's the way you swing) nostril, and emptying your bladder. Because of the anatomy of the sinus cavity, pee will come shooting out the other nostril... thus cleaning out the sinus of any impurities, more or less. Like the Neti Pot.

Shannon: what the helll do you think you are doing? get your penis away from my nose!
Andy: ever heard of the Neti Pot, or Neti Squeeze?
Shannon: yes, but what does that... oh no you don't!!!
Andy: oh yes I do... hold on tight, shut your eyes, here comes the Neti Pee. SHAZAAAAM!!

by apound21 December 5, 2009

netizen

As defined by Michael Hauben, author of the book, Netizens:

"...people who care about Usenet and the bigger Net and work towards building the cooperative and collective nature which benefits the larger world."

"...people who work towards developing the Net."

You are a Netizen if you contribute to the online community in a positive fashion, allowing the community to grow.

Tom is the epitomy of a Netizen, he spends all his free time in those tech support forums answering people's questions about computers.

by ac604 June 8, 2005

netiquette

Term describing proper "manners" on the wordinternet/word.

That dude who was flodding the chat room needs to learn some netiquette.

by Rob September 22, 2003

natik

Natik a person with zero iq

Natik has 0 iq

by anonymous November 30, 2021