Nerdsomnia

N. The condition of being unable to sleep because you can't stop thinking about a new idea, problem, or challenge. You can't sleep until you study, research, or learn it.

"Dude, I've been up all night thinking about this awesome legal brief I'm working on. Nerdsomnia!:

by ungtss ungtss ungtss November 5, 2010

four pillars of nerddom

Invented by JP McDaniel, the four pillars of nerddom are the four different types of a nerd.

One can be in all, some, or none of these.

Pillar 1: People who play Starcraft 2.
Pillar 2: People who play Dungeons and Dragons.
Pillar 3: People who play Warhammer 40,000.
Pillar 4: People who play Magic: The Gathering.

"I already play Starcraft 2 professionally and DnD "professionally", I also play WH40k competitively, so if I pick up Magic, then the universe will just divide by zero and explode."
- JP McDaniel

Mike: Hey John which of the four pillars of nerddom did you try to pick up?
John: Tried to pick up Magic but I didn't have the time.

by Flamerst October 22, 2013

nerdofascism

1. A type of power mongering exercised by members of any nerd community - usually internet-based - and common to online journals, message boards, and wikis.

2. A nerd's exercising of authority on the internet (e.g. on message boards or wikis) to overcompensate for their complete lack of social clout in the real world.

1. Wikipedia is not a democracy, it's a nerdofascist regime.

2. Message boards are infamous for nerdofascism.

by Godheval August 7, 2009

Nerdmo

A nerd that doesn't fit in and gives up their originality and becomes an emo to impress the opposite sex.

That kid over their used to help me with stuff on the computer but now he's a nerdmo.

by Lowercase Person December 28, 2006

nerdbomb

receiving an oral while under neath the card table while playing a nerdy games such as monopoly or risk

I received a nerdbomb underneath the table while I was playing Monopoly last night

by boogerwithsugar December 6, 2014

nerdometer

pronunciation-/nərd-‘α-mət-ər or ‘nərd-o-‘mit-ər/ pl. –s n. E nerd + Gk –meter MORE AT measure (2010): an instrument that measures the relative state of awareness of one who engages in analyses of unusual topics (ie. science fiction, mathematics, etc) that are likely to be regarded as pointless, uninteresting, impractical or just fucking weird.

adj. nerd-o-met-ric /nərd-ə’mεt-rIk/
adv. nerd-o-met-ric-ally /nərd-ə’mεt-rIk-li/
n. nerd-o-met-ry /nərd-’α-mət-ri/
n. nerd-o-met-rics /nərd-ə’-mεt-rIks/

"You guys set off the nerdometer when you connected Middle English to Star Trek like that."

by Nerdometrist June 3, 2010

nerdorphine high

1) expression for a pleased, satisfied, state when a nerd has accomplished something stupid or mundane using a technology that excites them.

example facebook status: Just used a SW radio to detect RF interference between my router and my TV -- woah -- feeling the nerdorphine high.

by poindxtr August 10, 2009