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negro

Not a racial slur. Just spanish for black.
You can check a crayon and you'll see.
Spanish guy:hola individuo negro.
African guy:What'd you call me?!
Spanish guy:It's spanish for black.
African guy:oh.
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necronomicon

A volume of arcane and occult knowledge featured in the horror stories of H P Lovecraft. Though he made reference to some genuine texts, the "unmentionable Necronomicon of the mad Arab Abdul Alhazred" was entirely his invention. Throughout the Fifties and Sixties his books gained such a following among college students that numerous hoax versions were produced, drawing heavily on his own Cthulhu fiction and the writings of Aleister Crowley.
"You've got a Necronomicon? Woo, I'm impressed. *opens it* You'll notice that turning this diagram upside-down actually displays the Arabic for PROFESSOR CARLING BLOWS GOATS."
by shoggoth August 10, 2003
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magical negro

A movie cliché in which a black man with apparently supernatural powers mysteriously appears, helps the white man in trouble get through his problems for no reward, and then cheerfully leaves the story altogether.
Legend of Bagger Vance.
The Green Mile.
The Matrix.
Bruce Almighty.
by Joseph Anchorhead December 12, 2003
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negrodactyl

Any of various small, mostly tailless, extinct flying black reptiles of the order Negrosauria that existed during the Jurassic and Cretaceous periods.
The negrodactyl was mostly found on the southside of Pangea.
by Dirty Old Smokes April 28, 2006
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negrocery store

a neighborhood grocery story that caters to black people and which carries types of food and other items that black people typically purchase.
Hey Dante, go down to the negrocery store and buy me a pack of Kools.
by Chet von Wilkinson June 16, 2008
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negrobilia

"Wow! Where'd you get this old sign that says, 'Colored, Seated in Rear?" That's GREAT negrobilia. Is it authentic?"
by wordbird May 8, 2006
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NEGRO STANDARD TIME

The time zone used by blacks anytime there is a scheduled event their time is always going to be 30 min to an hour after the scheduled start time of the event
a football game starts at 8pm blacks are going to use Negro Standard Time (NST)and be there at 8:30-9:00
by RobertMH January 17, 2008
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