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Narglephipsia

1. A magical medical condition in which one or more Nargles fly into your head through one of your ears and make your brain all fuzzy. May be avoided by wearing spektrospecs, which allow you to see the Nargles, or by stuffing ears with mashed up gurdyroots.

2. That moment when you've started talking to someone but realize that they can't hear you.
1. Luna Lovegood studied long and hard for her OWL in Divination weeks in advance, but when exam time came around, she suffered from a severe case of Narglephipsia and was unable to read the already cloudy crystal ball

2. Last week I ran into Professor Sprout in the grocery store, but she was so deeply enraptured with finding the freshest celery in the produce refrigerator that she didn't hear me when I boisterously greeted her and asked her about her day.
by School of Witchcraf November 19, 2010
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Nargiz

Nargiz is a very beautiful girl who is always loved by everyone. She can make any guy love her. She has a perfect sense of humor, dirty mind and a high sexual appetite.

If you have Nargiz, you have a good friend, a crime partner and a porn star. Never lose her.

And don’t you dare to compete with her savageness.
Woah who is that snack over there?
She is Nargiz!
by FantasticAndrea November 22, 2021
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Nargish

I'm a simple girl with big dreams i trust people easily and i don't want to hurt anyone.
you are Nargish
by nhsshk November 26, 2021
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Audio Nargle

An Audio Nargle is when the audio of your computer, television, or communicating device suddenly and annoyingly cuts out. This can occur more than once and is very worrying since we cannot see nargles.
During Hank Green's live show of 12/29/2010 the audio constantly went on and off, it has been concluded that Hank possessed many audio nargles.
by Commercials2 December 29, 2010
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Nargintosh

A word used when you want to say something but don't know what to say
Hey did you know Sam said you were a slut?" "NARGINTOSH!
by WhiteFatAlbert September 11, 2010
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Nargi

Colloquial term to describe New Zealanders and only New Zealanders that have sexual intercourse with sheep (sheep shaggers) or fantasize about the act. Also applies to those who wish to be on the receiving end of the animal.

Usage is centralised around the state of Victoria in Australia.
We have finally discovered the reason for the strange behaviour our sheep have been exhibiting, apparently a nargi has been sighted in the fields.
by JohnnyCroc January 31, 2010
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nargh

An exclimation to express anger or exasperation. Either used before or after a statement.

Syn: argh.
I have final exams today and I forgot my calculator! NARGH!

Nargh, you are a moron.
by Kamikaze December 4, 2004
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