Narglephipsia

1. A magical medical condition in which one or more Nargles fly into your head through one of your ears and make your brain all fuzzy. May be avoided by wearing spektrospecs, which allow you to see the Nargles, or by stuffing ears with mashed up gurdyroots.

2. That moment when you've started talking to someone but realize that they can't hear you.

1. Luna Lovegood studied long and hard for her OWL in Divination weeks in advance, but when exam time came around, she suffered from a severe case of Narglephipsia and was unable to read the already cloudy crystal ball

2. Last week I ran into Professor Sprout in the grocery store, but she was so deeply enraptured with finding the freshest celery in the produce refrigerator that she didn't hear me when I boisterously greeted her and asked her about her day.

by School of Witchcraf November 19, 2010

Narlee

Narlee is a beautiful rare person, she is mostly mean but trustable. If she tells you her secret you mean something to her. If she hits you she likes and cares for you, she will always have your back. She will be the most real friend you will ever find.

best friend: I have problems with my boyfriend. Narlee: I'll kill him😎

by pesedan November 22, 2021

Audio Nargle

An Audio Nargle is when the audio of your computer, television, or communicating device suddenly and annoyingly cuts out. This can occur more than once and is very worrying since we cannot see nargles.

During Hank Green's live show of 12/29/2010 the audio constantly went on and off, it has been concluded that Hank possessed many audio nargles.

by Commercials2 December 29, 2010

Knerdle, or knurdle or nerdle or nurdle

A protuberance, growth or other attachment that should otherwise not be on the item to which it is attached.

"Hey, knock that knerdle off the wall".
or
Remove the inedible knurdle from the end of the banana

by Robert Levine April 15, 2003

Knerdle, or knurdle or nerdle or nurdle

small amount, pea sized

use only a nerdle of toothpaste when brushing your teeth

by Cathy Mac Donald September 1, 2003

nurdle

describes anything that is small in any shape way or form and it can be used as a noun, adjective or maybe even a verb?

noun: i see a short, cute, little boy and i say.. "awww look at that little nurdle!"

orr: i want a tinyyy bit of your pineapple chunk..so i say, "hi, can i have a nurdle of your pineapple chunk?"

adjective: if i see someone wearing a tight, skanky top i might say.."WOW, that's quite a nurdle top your wearing!"

verb: .............ok nevermind i dont think "nurdle" will work as a verb but if you think of anything please post it!

by nurdlelover123 May 11, 2009

nerdler

One who is geeky or a nerd and seeks out the same in the opposite sex.

Pat was such a nerdler. He was after this gal and she was such a nerdle.

by Mr. What? December 30, 2007