it doesn't matter if you have curdles in it or not... you're going to get fucked up.
Def: A creme based drink that you purposefully allow to curdle before consuming. This beverage is best consumed in large doses to minimize the kinesthetic effect and to be used as a catalyst for sex.
Def: A creme based drink that you purposefully allow to curdle before consuming. This beverage is best consumed in large doses to minimize the kinesthetic effect and to be used as a catalyst for sex.
Geoffy Puked his brains out after consuming far too many myrtle curdles... I'm not surprised :(
Over Spring Break those girls should have never slurped so much curdle out of our myrtles... they barfed everywhere.
ya'll best be werned bout dem yanks with their thinkin bout curdles and dem myrtles and wat not, gotta watch out ya'll get drunk.... turn down for what?
Over Spring Break those girls should have never slurped so much curdle out of our myrtles... they barfed everywhere.
ya'll best be werned bout dem yanks with their thinkin bout curdles and dem myrtles and wat not, gotta watch out ya'll get drunk.... turn down for what?
by MyrtleCurdle May 5, 2014
Get the myrtle curdlemug. Creeper that stares at a chick with a glazed over,"I'm so happy to see you" mouth open look that you think he is a turtle getting sun.
Jen, did you see Harold gawk at you when you dropped. Your keys?
Yeah....total crepe myrtle. ...ewwww.
Yeah....total crepe myrtle. ...ewwww.
by beelee mi-rz December 23, 2013
Get the crepe myrtlemug. by urbansean December 1, 2009
Get the frothable myrtlesmug. A lesbian sex position that involves the use of each woman’s shit as a dildo and then scissoring each other
by Flame crotch September 30, 2021
Get the Dirty Myrtlemug. by True fax’s 69 March 23, 2021
Get the bog myrtlemug. An avenue in Borough of Hillington in London next to Hatton Cross tube station. On the Northern end of the avenue, there is a grassland always being wrongly referred as Myrtle Avenue. Whenever the weather is good, there will be loads of planespotters gathering on the grassland. In this place, you can get nice pictures of aircrafts landing in 27R runway of London Heathrow. Because it is easy to find it is the most popular spotting point in London.
by wankair February 25, 2021
Get the Myrtle Avenuemug. by doofer368 September 26, 2022
Get the Myrtlemug.