Mettalica

How really stupid people spell Metallica

Idiot: Yo dude did you hear Mettalica's new album Death Magnetic

Smart guy: you idiot its Metallica you should be shunned by the gods of music for such fail

by THEdudeWhoPOONSnoobs May 21, 2009

Mattattack

When someone constantly sleeps over after sex. Refering to 'Matt' which means 'Eternal Sex God'.

Cindy: Bobby and I had sex last night, but I didn't get any sleep again because he sleptover.

Loucy: Oh God, Bobby needs to stop Mattattacking.

by ZOMG101 November 5, 2009

metta

luv her she is my bestie and coolest gal out there :))))

someone: yo that your friend right there?!
me: she aint just a friend, she the metta

by urmommmmmmmmmmm June 30, 2021

muttagatta

The sweet beauty,

The sweet girl

The good Doggo
The best doggo
The mystical magical doggo

The best doggo to ever live

Hey muttagatta, you’re such a sweet little muttagatta beauty.

We love you muttagatta xxx

by The real muttagatta October 12, 2019

matta_tat

ADJ. (Matt-uh-tat) - Being effortlessly cool and having a legendary beard.

That matta_tat is so matta_tat!

by Matta_tat October 23, 2013

mattathias

A pretty good guy who gets emotional only when he is alone. Has a rough past but a good future. Likes to fix things and has a big heart and good mind. Lucky animal is a wolf and is good in the bedroom. Will get on ur nerves, and is slightly over confident.

He is such a mattathias!

by jviyfuygb;inog6yv October 8, 2016

mattadilla

A hastily made meal comprised of two freshly store-bought torillas stuffed full of Walmart brand cheddar cheese and nuked in a $35 Sunbeam microwave for exactly one minute and thirty seconds.

Traditional preparation methods dictate that the finished product should be cut into even slices with butter knife (the pizza cutter was dirty) and slathered in pools of the cheapest hot sauce available to give the recipient the illusion that they are not just eating microwaved bread and cheese.

--Engineered, perfected, and consumed soley by a college student named Matt.--

Fuck, one bite into my mattadilla and I already have hot sauce on my shirt.

by Marfan67 September 1, 2018