Melph

Melphamine projects in New Orleans.

"From the Mac, to the Melph, to the Calio"-UNLV

by UptownSoulja February 5, 2005

Mumph

Used to express reluctance or disinterest in carryinng out an activity that is undesired.

Honey, could you please take out the trash?

Mumph.

by Ted December 2, 2003

Mulpur Zone

A population of females whose ages range within the realm of legal to interact with but morally is wrong.

Dude, I'm in such a conundrum... Becky is so hot but she is in the Mulpur zone.

by VJ88 August 18, 2011

murphed up

Being extremely intoxicated and abrasive.

Man, I drank a bottle of Jamo last night. I was completely murphed up.

by Murphy mcmurphy August 8, 2015

milph

An expansion of the acronym MILF. A "milph" is "A mom I'd Like to Plow into the Headboard." It is used to describe one's affection for a mother whose beauty transcends that of a MILF.

Dang! Did you see that kids momma? She was beyond fine. She's a MILPH!

by outhouse April 13, 2009

mumphing

diggin up a corpse, affixing your friends lips to any sphinkter, and stomping on the stomach to send a (not-so) fresh shot of bodily contents into their mouth.

mumphing is a favorite passtime of the saxon footballers

by hawk March 26, 2005

mulching

A sexual act between two lesbians. One lesbian, typically the dominant one in the relationship, proceeds to defecate on the vagina of the other lesbian. The two then proceed to scissor, smearing the fecal matter over both of their vaginas. Oftentimes the two lesbians will not shave their pubic hair for a few weeks prior, building up a bush to place the "mulch" around.

Carrie and Amanda were so busy mulching that they didn't hear the doorbell ringing.

by AnonoJon December 29, 2010