mulch-muncher

One who willingly engages in aniligus/cunnilingus (i.e. eatin' da ass)

John: "Bro, I heard she's all about those rim jobs."

Jack: "Yeah she's a real mulch-muncher."

by FookinBagel September 4, 2016

Mulch Nigga

A white trash fuckboy who pretends to be smart but always ends up with his foot in his mouth when something serious comes up.

Don't text me about your masturbating, you mulch nigga.

by Egg Nigga July 13, 2017

go mulch yo self

An expression used when nosey neighbors are all up in your shit about your new garden areas.

neighbor: " that's a lot of ...aaa... mulch"
you: "go mulch yo self"

Regards, Cudd all of you special!

by OneArmJesus October 4, 2021

Munchie Mulch

A slang term for Marijuana

Hey bro did you hear that they legalized Munchie Mulch in Colorado?

by rploeck November 9, 2012

mulch mouth

1) noun - a pathological liar, bullshitter, etc.

A mulch mouth will ramble on about exaggerated or untrue accomplishments as long as someone will let them.

2) Someone with horrible teeth.

1) "Hey, that guy over there says he's a top-ranking Navy Seal! Before that, he owned a hotel in Vegas, toured with Bon Jovi, wrestled an alligator, and almost died while saving a kid who was almost hit by a train!"
"Don't believe him. He's a mulch mouth."

2) She needs some serious dental work done to that mulch mouth of hers.

by Argh Nargh August 20, 2011

Mulch bed virgin

One who has not had intercourse in mulch beds

Ryan is such a loser, he is a senior and still a mulch bed virgin.

by Craig applebottom September 29, 2018

mulch gang

a lifestyle of people who eat or consume mulch, red-40, and microplastics

"I love mulch so much, mulch gang for life!"

by mulchgang4life December 31, 2023