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Munchie Mulch

Hey bro did you hear that they legalized Munchie Mulch in Colorado?
by rploeck November 9, 2012
mugGet the Munchie Mulchmug.

Mulch

This substance does not conform to the temporal designs of mortal man. It is not merely a substance but an idea, a way of life, a god-given mixture of the individual and unique concepts and abstractions of tree bark, wood chips, manure, compost, and leaves, constituting the beautiful and complex construction that has provoked the revered notions of such American heroes as Mulchin’ Licker King Jr and Chuck Norris.
-“Oh my god the gerbil just mulched himself”
by Glorgotrax the Appropriator November 23, 2023
mugGet the Mulchmug.

charles mulch

smelly fertilizer that you pour over dead bodys to bury them.
hey mom i put some charles mulch on the people next door already!
by ishmale January 31, 2007
mugGet the charles mulchmug.

mulch gang

mulch gang is a group of people who post videos of cute dogs with captions written in rainbow letters about things to do with mulch.

mulch gang is life.
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person a: “hey mulch gang, how are you mulching today?”

person b:”i’m mulching quite well thank you fellow mulch”
by mulchgang November 26, 2023
mugGet the mulch gangmug.

Mulch

Past tense mulched.
1. To destroy another individual or group in a political discussion, fight or just life in general.
2. To intensely judge someone for inferior conduct, behaviour or just dressing poorly.
She was clipping her nails on the skytrain and got mulched for it.
by Alex3458 April 26, 2013
mugGet the Mulchmug.

Mulch gang

The one and only gang there was, is, and ever will be.
I LOVE MULCH #mulch gang 4 lyfe
by rink-o-mania November 16, 2023
mugGet the Mulch gangmug.

Mulch

Laying around all day after drinking hard on a friday/saturday night
Dude that darty/narty got me so fucked I had to mulch all day on sunday.
by Cmckee23 April 26, 2024
mugGet the Mulchmug.

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