Muffler Man

A barber who will trim a girl's muff.

The muffler man helped trim my girlfriend's large muff.

by СукаБлять June 6, 2015

Muffler Puppy

refers to a device used to negate the smell of smoke while smoking inside. This could be dryer sheets, a sock, your friends sweatshirt or an empty waterbottle.

Hey! Im about to explode pass me the Muffler Puppy.

by SLATE18 May 9, 2011

Molly Mufflers

two small earphone type things that are to be placed in the ears to muffle out the sound of the cockatoo circling, cackling, "hey boss!", woman in your office!

Here she comes, everybody put in your molly mufflers!

by foshizzlemynizzle1234 May 21, 2011

Putter Muffler

A fart that rolls from a womans anus through her lips and out the front.

Amanda ripped a good putter muffler.

by theroomies February 23, 2008

Muffler Flap

When your inside a chick and your ball sack covers her butt hole as she farts, causing your ball sack to vibrate acting like a muffler flap.

I hate when my wife uses my ball sack as a muffler flap!

by BHS Master September 9, 2019

custard muffler

Another name for a condom.

His blue veigned custard chucker was throbbing, but alas, it would be denied without him wearing the trusted custard muffler.

by Bruce Juice June 3, 2017

Cum muffler

The wad of toilet you hold against your asshole to muffle the sound of shame as you try to expel the cum from your anus after butt sex so you're roommates can't hear.

I used a cum muffler and my mom didn't suspect a thing

by B&A&F March 17, 2017