Mudflap Hosing

The act of a man urinating on a woman's vagina.

Woman: "Hey baby, what do you want to do to me tonight?"

Man: "I was thinking I could do a little mudflap hosing."

by The Maester October 3, 2017

mufflage

The excess pubic hair that hangs out of a females bikini.

Did you see the mufflage Shauna had when she wore her bathing suit? She should really shave or at least trim it.

by Chandler Fox November 5, 2019

Mudflap

An ugly broke loser.

Don’t hang out with him he’s a mudflap.

by anonymous December 7, 2021

Mudflap

When a customer places a dollar bill between an exotic dancers heel and shoe, allowing the dollar to flap around like the mudflap on a truck.

“Why’d you put the dollar bill there?”
“The dollar in the g string act it good but overused so I gave her a mudflap”

by Jägertron March 2, 2023

Danish Mudflaps

Pretty much the same thing as Turkish mudflaps, but neater and with better insurance

OMG she/he has Danish Mudflaps!

by Maggot211 May 11, 2015

Tahitian mudflap

When you put your cock in a girls ass and stuff your balls in her pussy

I gave your girlfriend a Tahitian mudflap last night now she won't quit calling me

by Leothelion0515 August 25, 2016

stanky mudflaps

A vagina so worn out that the labia(lips) hang low like a nutsack.

I told the bitch to roll up her stanky mudflaps because she was attracting seagulls.

by tjfidi9frigigkiigifigrumpySeaw March 29, 2017