Same as a muffuletta! This is an adopted Spanglish variation of puñeta to refer to masturbating a vagina by inserting fingers or an object in it! It can be done on oneself or by a partner.
Luisa gave herself a muffaletta with an eggplant until she came and sprayed the Siamese cat laying in front of her!
by Jesus Fabian Celis Iuit June 23, 2023
Get the Muffaletta mug.Little Donny happen to spot his naked grandmother coming out of the shower. Her mangy muff startled him and scarred him for several months. Every time he went to wank one out it was all he could envision.
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an abnormally putrid smelling vagina, usually on a woman who tends to “get around”
can also be used in a sports setting, used to berate and antagonize a referee
can also be used in a sports setting, used to berate and antagonize a referee
Hocking: “Hey ref, I heard your wife has a stinky muff!”
Trudell: “Hey, knock it off with the stinky butts!”
Trudell: “Hey, knock it off with the stinky butts!”
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Get the muff punch mug.General slang for a lesbian. It comes from the act of one lesbian 'dunking' ones face into another's 'muff' or vagina.
This is also a term for a guy who eats a lot of pussy.
This is also a term for a guy who eats a lot of pussy.
'Dude, don't... I think she's a muff dunker'
' "Hey I hear Larry's gettin action now!"
"Serious?!"
"Yeah he's a regular muff dunker!"
' "Hey I hear Larry's gettin action now!"
"Serious?!"
"Yeah he's a regular muff dunker!"
by Cayk September 20, 2010
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Get the E muff mug.Any type of female genital piercing/vaginal piercing. While not common among females, freaky types may be more likely to have these. In any case it is a rarity, not likely to be predicted, thus it's relation to a diamond in the rough.
Homey: Yo, that chick you brought home last night was cute as fuck...
Dogg: Yea bro, you never woulda guessed it, she was freaky as hell.
Homey: Nahhh.
Dogg: Yeaa son, she had a diamond in the muff.
Homey: Damn. I didn't see that comin'.
Dogg: Yea bro, you never woulda guessed it, she was freaky as hell.
Homey: Nahhh.
Dogg: Yeaa son, she had a diamond in the muff.
Homey: Damn. I didn't see that comin'.
by eboymonster March 18, 2011
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