Muddy Mogul

The act of freezing one's own turds (Log form only), keeping them onhand in the icebox, and bringing them out to penetrate others with in a very sexual manner (*at least until they melt).

To be used in general conversation:
"Anne - That is a nice pair of shoes you are wearing - How about a muddy mogul?"

by Colorado Mark February 25, 2005

muddy boot

The darkened skin area around the vagina which leaves one with the impression that a muddy boot had recently trod upon it. Often called a muddy bootprint

When Tatiana fell on her ass, the muddy boot was peering out the sides of her thong. The image stalked Jonah's thoughts like an angry lumberjack.

by Pantaloon January 14, 2008

muddy blunt

A blunt laced in the prometh to guarentied to take you out of this world

Muddy blunts is the advanced shit

by Pero quiero cereal June 4, 2016

Muddy Freckles

When someone farts on another's face and poo sprays out. These shit particles appear to look like freckles. Hence, muddy freckles

Ed: Jay just launched an air biscuit in Chris's face!
Kyle: Did Chris always have freckles?
Chris: HOLY FUCK
Jay: HAHA MUDDY FRECKLES!

by Ekuhn October 5, 2010

Muddy Pinecone

To insert a Pinecone into the anus. Can be played as a game, whoever keeps the Pinecone in the longest wins.

Me, Karen, and Mark had us a good old fashion Muddy Pinecone contest, of course Karen took home the trophy.

by P-Cone June 2, 2020

Muddy Grandpa

The act of sticking one of your balls, or ball sac, in or around your ass hole and farting. More than likely ending up with poo on your testicles.

Every time Taylor farts he turns it into a Muddy Grandpa.

by MuddyLuger July 12, 2010

Muddy dick

During anal sex when the receiver excretes on the dick of the person performing the acts.

Ethan - "Yo Luke, your mom gave me the maddest muddy dick last night"
Luke - "What does that mean"
Ethan - "Ya know, your moms shitted on my dick"

by Mud Dick February 9, 2017