Yeah dude it was so cold this morning that I think it would hit about absolute mucus. It was very uncomfortable.
Student: What is the exact temperature of Absolute mucus
Teacher: It varies depending on many factors including but not limited to, the amount of mucus in nose, size of nose, and amount of hair in nose.
Student: What is the exact temperature of Absolute mucus
Teacher: It varies depending on many factors including but not limited to, the amount of mucus in nose, size of nose, and amount of hair in nose.
by TheGuyWhoDefinesThingsSOmetime August 25, 2018
Get the Absolute Mucus mug.A secondary or slang term for semen. Often used by people who are too ashamed to say semen, cum, jizz, etc.
Also often used just because it sounds funny
Also often used just because it sounds funny
by JJ Andy January 1, 2019
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Do you know that constant trickle of mucus that streams from ones nose during a period of flu? Think that, but add more green gunk, a rotting stench of corpses, plus a hint of corned beef - that’s Minge Mucus. A green gunk that races down the leg at the pace of the glaciers at the Southern Patagonian Ice Field.
Feeling ill are we, Ffion? It seems you have Minge Mucus - I am going to prescribe you minge medicine as a precaution because, Minge Mucus is caused by too much corned beef queefing, and y’all know where that leads... An uncontrollable stinky minge sneeze. “Poooof”
Bless you, thanks for returning my lunch. I love a corned beef sandwich...
Bless you, thanks for returning my lunch. I love a corned beef sandwich...
by SourceConsciousness December 8, 2019
Get the Minge Mucus mug.Another variation of the word "slatt". Meaning a friend or a brother or close friend who you would ride for.
by longlivekanye May 16, 2022
Get the My Mucus mug.On the middle of women’s menstrual cycle, this is the conspicuously missing cervical mucus quality when your basal core temperature is almost feverishly sparkly, indicating you have harvested an ovulating disco ball egg and your as ripe as a yellow star fruit.
No need to do a cervix check, it was obvious to everyone she tagged on tiktok that Nat had glitter mucus.
by artisplay September 11, 2023
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Ingredients; Splenda, Mucus, Water, Corn Starch
Step 1; Put the mucus in the bowl
Step 2; Put in intoxicating amounts of Splenda
Step 3; Pour in MASSIVE amounts of water (not enough to drown out the terrible taste
Step 4; Put in corn starch
Step 5; convert it into a paste
Ingredients; Splenda, Mucus, Water, Corn Starch
Step 1; Put the mucus in the bowl
Step 2; Put in intoxicating amounts of Splenda
Step 3; Pour in MASSIVE amounts of water (not enough to drown out the terrible taste
Step 4; Put in corn starch
Step 5; convert it into a paste
by fortcraft moment February 24, 2025
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