MOSES

*MOSES* is one of the coolest, attractive, Good looking and *Princely* persons on Earth you'll be thankful you met... They are born leaders, Rich yet so meek and humble, down to earth and can stick with you through your trying times to ensure you feel alright and safe... One amazing thing about meeting a *Moses* is that they give excellent advices and are said to be full of Wisdom when you are confused. They can show real care and concern for you that you can hardly feel alone in this world. Our world needs *Moseses* because of the chaos that people experience.. A remarkable thing about having a *Moses* in your life is that they can assist you come out of terrible issues and guide you to a place of safety. They are equally *romantic* and excellent lovers and are loyal.. A Moses is a person that has your back, a true profitable Companion and a committed friend.

_Dude you need a MOSES In your life.._
That is a Moses you shouldn't let pass you by..

After been through hinge and bumble with that heart breaker, I found a MOSES
by Your High and Royal Majesty February 05, 2020
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Like Moses did in Exodus 10: 23, you must part her pussy lips like the Red sea and insert both heads (penis tip, and actual Head) at the same time. the goal is to eat her pussy like a freshly carved pumpkin and not cum in your eye at the same time.
OMG Jessica, Alex just pulled a Moses on me 30 minutes ago!!!

Yo dude, my girls was on her period so I thought The Moses was a Good Idea
by the pal thats an AL October 23, 2019
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Moses

A snowboarder in a half pipe just riding down the middle and not going up the sides. Derived from Moses parting the Red Sea and walking through.
Referring to someone snowboarding down the middle of a half pipe: "Look at that Moses!"
by tommct August 16, 2007
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A gang, located mainly in the Pioneer Valley of Massachusetts. Very bad-ass, but also very nonviolent! :) The leader and founder of this gang is wildly credited to be Ivy Coles. Ivy is the only one allowed to induct new members into the gang.
1, 2, 3, Moses!
by Ivaaa December 18, 2010
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Moses helps us get in to Heaven
by UDBalla September 08, 2010
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One who parts the Red Sea or is the one who produces the Moses Effect. Another way to put it is one who is single at a club and trying to have a good time. He is the man who is dancing by himself in the center of the and is finding himself having more and more dance space around him.
Also one who finds himself surrounded by men dancing with women away from you as to have the girls as far away as possible.
Man 1 - Look at that Moses over there.
Man 2 - Haha! That sucks!
Man 1 - Yeah, what a loser..
by aleams March 17, 2009
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When a person seperates the ass cheeks of another person while listening to christian tunes.
" Ayo , Mario just pulled the Moses on me! "
by Jackie && Shelly June 24, 2006
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