The dude at the gym who only rips machines. Has never touched a free weight in his life but still thinks hes the biggest in the squad, while in reality, he is not
The Gayest guy you will ever meet, but acts like he's not. No matter what happens it probably is his fault. Probably only knows soccer and chess. He Only wears Crocs. He obese
Dude 1: who is the guy in the corner watching gay midget porn Dude 2: that's a Mort
Dude 1: I'm out here