To have intimate relations with a rather large and ugly woman while being completely aware of just how large and ugly the woman actually is.
You know, after being with so many attractive girls you sometimes just get that urge to ride the moose
by Kevin "The Magician" S. May 19, 2008
Get the Ride the Moose mug.when having intercourse with a woman from behind, you put your hands ontop of your head like a moose and keep going for ten seconds without the woman knowing what you are doing, then you are in the secret society that is, the moose club.
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Basically, a variation of the word homosexual or heterosexual used to describe a person that is only sexually attracted to mother fuckers.
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MOOSEN! I saw a flock of moosen. There were many of them, many much moosen!
MOOSEN! I saw a flock of moosen. There were many of them, many much moosen!
by starrilynight August 23, 2011
Get the moose mug.The Late Show with Stephen Colbert October 4, 2018 translation: the effect created in the crotchal region of a man’s pants when pulling up his trousers super high doing a comedy bit making fun of an old man, or more specifically Iowa Republican Senator Chuck Grassley.
by Lorilyn October 5, 2018
Get the Moose Knuckle Junction mug.An extremely unusual cross breed of a pink moose and a purple elephant creating pinple moosephant.
Most often seen in the mountains of el salvador or in the deserts of egypt. Its diet only consists of fish and bologna. The body is almost entirely an elephant, having two antlers on iits head.
Legend holds it that if you ever catch a glimpse of this pinple moosephant, you will receive all of the gold at the end of a double rainbow.
Associated with the concept of weirdoism.
Most often seen in the mountains of el salvador or in the deserts of egypt. Its diet only consists of fish and bologna. The body is almost entirely an elephant, having two antlers on iits head.
Legend holds it that if you ever catch a glimpse of this pinple moosephant, you will receive all of the gold at the end of a double rainbow.
Associated with the concept of weirdoism.
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