beard molester

A female who really enjoys stroking mens beards. Sometimes a female barber particularly enjoys this.

That girl is a beard molester... she has touched every beard in the bar.

by SpeakeasyT January 8, 2018

ed the molester

the guy who's name is unknown and he lives at the end of the street. but be careful, he wants to eat your testicles.

ohhhh shit!! watch out its ed the molester!!!

by jizz in ma mouth September 9, 2011

Meester Smeece

What a lot of Engrish speaking Chinese say instead of Mr. Smith.

Heyro Meester Smeece; nice to see you again here in China.

by Willis December 9, 2003

Molester Look

The look that a grown ass man has on his face when he wants to put his dick in anything. Usually occurs after several liquor drinks mixed with xanax.

Chad: Dude, Bobby has that molester look in his eye again..
Jonathan: Someone's butthole is in serious jeopardy...

by Newby27Heath31 July 17, 2010

crust molester

One who makes pizza.

People at Pizza Hut are crust molester

by crustmolester4ever February 14, 2010

Testicle Molester

A He, he/she or she whom runs around squeezing others testicles to the point of extreme pain, they have a look in their victim's eyes an assume they are enjoying it and then proceed to squeeze harder.

This is not pleasurable to the male reproductive organ, it is in fact a potential hazard risk to the seed of fertility and the seed of joy (wink wink).
We ask that you would NOT do this.
And If you feel you may be guilty of Testicle Molesting....
YOU BE NICE AND THINK TWICE ABOUT SQUEEZING OUR NUTS !!!!

See that chick, she's a right Testicle Molester

by Inverkeithing June 15, 2011

Child molester

A sick individual that preys on super young children by touching and or molesting too receive sexual pleasure Charlie W. Peshoff is one of these child molesters and Dana M Holshouser-Penrod, Shelby M Penrod, James R Penrod, Megan J Penrod, Dakota J Penrod all support this child molester which that makes them one as well. They should all rot in hell and will.

He’s a child molester but I love him because he gives me his paycheck and I can’t survive without someone else’s money I’d never make it on my own I don’t know how to work he loves me and my kids he sometimes feels a little too much on my daughter but I wouldn’t let it get to far he knows that as long as I’m getting money I’m happy and so are my kids.

by Shelby Marie Penrod/Faulkner August 12, 2019