A hippie with money. Mippies are people, usually middle-aged, who prefer a Hippie lifestyle but have a lot of disposable income. They might have, but it's more likely that they just missed, the Hippie generation. The Mippies' favorite band is the Grateful Dead. Their mascot is Tom Hanks. They drive around in tricked-out 1980's (or earlier) VW Vanagons and smoke a lot of medical marijuana. Mippies turn their backyards into suburban homesteads -- raising things like chickens and goats, and think they can save the world by keeping bees.
Jim is such a Mippie. He spent the weekend roaming around the Sierra's in his Westy Synchro smoking a lot of medical marijuana.
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