Moose

Descriptive -

Moose - 1. An incredibly aesthetically challenged woman.

2. Not exclusively, but often also a grossly overweight lady, who's tight leggings struggle to harbour her morbidly obese, gargantuan thighs.

A Lady Moose has an appearance so grotesque, that bystanders often feel symptoms of nausea and general sickness brought about by any sort of prolonged sighting.

Johnny catches a glimpse of an apparently normal looking lady from behind, sporting a glamorous curled hair style just before she makes an about turn to head off the bus.

"Why this lady looks pleasantly normal from behi...Ohhhh naaa, man, naa, naa man she's a MOOSE, what a MOOSE!"

-Vomits-

by I like Toast, the most. October 15, 2009

Moose

Meaning: something thats awesome, cool, rad, etc. Used to describe a situation, event, or object deemed as worthy of being awesome or cool.

"Dude, that heavy metal concert next month is gonna be so moose!"

" Just picked up some DVDs today and they are totaly moose!!!"

by NaTeSaUcE January 23, 2009

Moose

Medical
Onset
Of
Self
Ejaculation

Hey doctor, I need moose.

by SpkyX March 5, 2020

Moose

A slang term for slime 🐍🐍

Laura: HEY MOOOOOOSE
Nicole: mooooose
Selah: moosemoose
Megan: Hi moooooose
Óscar: hey moosie laurs

by laursmoosie666 June 13, 2019

Moose

Strong,powerful, the alpha of his pack sexy, athletic, a king ,loyalty,

Moose the alpha

by Freddiecampbell May 21, 2018

Moose

The hottest dog you’ll ever lay eyes on. No dog can top this specimen of a dog. Everyone wants him but just know he’s mine (and drake’s).

What are you looking at?
The hottest dog ever, Moose.

by Michael1385868 February 5, 2020

Moose

The popular west coast dance move where a person claps his or her hands between his or her legs repeatedly then proceeds to lift his or her hands to the groin area.

Man, Johnny was killing it on the dance floor tonight, he must have been doing the moose, no other dance move is so cheeky.

by Jeggadseggon June 26, 2017