Mooshy

A troublesome hairy monster that lurks underneath couch pillows, living off of the tears its' breath brings. Able to breed so quickly it doubles it amount in a matter of hours. Is rumored to be a mutated raccoon skunk that mated with a rat, was bred and created to destroy the jungles during the Vietnam War.

Pest Control : What seems to be the problem ma'am?
Homeowner : We have...a...a
Pest Control : Spit it out, I can handle it.
Homeowner : Mooshy Infestation
Pest Control : *Removes Sunglasses* Mother of God.

by DelicateChaff July 9, 2014

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Moosii

Noun, plural. Part of the eternal quest to find an appropriate word for a number of moose: large, rocktacious creatures that have a cult following but no appropriate plural noun.

Due to the growing number of moosii references seen in the last year or two, it has been suggested by moosii enthusiasts that moosii will be the new monkey Realists note that moosii's noted lack of opposable thumb (and therefore poo-flinging) may hinder this.

Of the available possible plurals for moose, Moosii is clearly the most superior. It beats out moosen, mooses, and meese by far.

There is a herd of moosii roaming the streets of Minneapolis.

...A cult is following them.

by Lady Chevalier May 25, 2005

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