To get disrespected, screwed over, or otherwise shafted by a moose knuckler, scarecrow, schmohawk, fudge knuckler, eagle beagle, or sludge muffin.
I get no respect around here and I'm sick and goddamn tired of getting moose knuckled by a bunch milk faced, apple rapping, mud suckling scarecrows.
by cackage mcpackage December 24, 2009
A moose knuckle is equivalent to a camel toe on a woman, only on a man. It is when a mans testicles are pulled up tight and/or high and separated by the seam in their pants causing the appearance similar to a moose knuckle. Called thus because larger than sister equivalent the camel toe
by Ansoberry November 5, 2010
A derogatory term for the size of a woman's sideways sloppy joe. It is when a woman's cooter cleavage is clearly visible through her form-fitting clothing, aka spandex. It is definitely a hot fashion statement.
Man, I thought my weiner looked big when I wore speedos, but that chick's moose knuckle has got me beat by a long shot.
by danny January 13, 2004
by Sfhhgdcvhj March 13, 2019
When a male is wearing clothing or underwear so tight to his genital area, the testicles and/or penis are pushed into the shape resembling a moose knuckle.
by Mscameltoe February 7, 2010
by K. Davila March 22, 2003
The male version of cameltoe. Usually found on old men wearing suits. The two round balls poking out resemble the image of a moose knuckle.
I would've enjoyed David Copperfield's illusion show more if he could've make his moose knuckle dissappear.
by R. Jevon January 21, 2007