MOOBS

PRONOUNCED - MOO B SUH
Classified as Man-Boobs. Where a man has excess skin or extra large titties that move or "bounce" when one walks. Only man can have this syndrome but ladies can have mozzie tits instead.

"Wowwee, that Musical.ly star's titties are sagging a lot today."
"Oh.. haven't you seen.. he came out as having moobs the other month"
"OMG JESSICA YOU'RE RIGHT!"

MOOBS by AMY (SULTANA) BRAN March 10, 2019

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Moobs

n: Abreviation for "man boobs".

Man boobs are pockets of fat that have collected around the pectoral muscles. Most men with moobs are in diar need of bras and need to hit the gym.

***WARNING: For your own personal safety, don't criticize men with moobs. They will either cry or insist that "you like it".

SITUATION #1 (live on American Idol):

Ryan Seacrest: Simon Cowell is the only man in America who needs to wear a bra! LOLOLOL moobs!

Simon Cowell: ...You son of a bitch... *sniff*

SITUATION #2:

Michael: Wanna feel my pecks, babe?

Macy: Ew! Those are moobs! You said you've been working out!

Michael: .... Aww shut up, you know you like it...

Moobs by xXLROXXx September 13, 2011