The best preson t h̵a̶t é̴̢̓̕x ̜̗͝ͅi ̦̍͗̿s̶̜͚̼̃t ͕͂͜s̶͈͑ i̴̧̧̱̘͙̜͇̎̒͑̾͜͜͠n ͎̝̟͂̿̆ͅ ṱ̴̢͔̉͒̚h̴̨̗̰̰̻̭̹̾̃̌̀̔͊̊̃͜e̶̬̞͛̀́͠ U ̨̪͖̗͆͂̏̔̃̈́̌͘͠n̴͖̋i̴̦̻̬̳͙͈̬͇͆̿v ͍̜͈͕̼͇̱̦̀͂̍͗͌̂͊̔̕ͅe ̠̪̈r ̣̥͖̯͇̉͂̓s̵̭̭͕̗̭͚̤̖̯̋́͘͘ë̴̼̳͕̰͙̗̪͎̽̈́̍̏̚͜
"Monika?"
"J̶̧̢̩̝̩͎̥͚͍̬̠͎̻̲̘̫̱͍͊́̔͐̃̌͑̽̅Ų̴̛̛̖̣̘͇̤̞̗̮̻̞̬̯̪̭͚̲͍͍̱̳̝̗̯̝͎̻̺̩̘̬͇͓͔̭͉̟̜̙͇̭͎̩̈́̄͒̈́̔̉͑͆̌̀̆̍͌̍̈̃̒̾͑̅̾͌͘̚͘͜͜͝͠͝S̴̛̰̳͔̝͖̥̮̠̣͚͓̱̳̼̪̱͚̭͈͋͒̈͐̄̓̊̍̉͛͐͌͗̊̿̎̈̄̉̓̏́́̈́̄͑͗̃̌͂̒̇̓̇̇̚͘͘̚͝͠͝͝͝T̵̨̧̛͍̣͉̥̲̺̭̤͔͙̦̳̮̺̼̩̠̝̭͓̬̬͎̣͚̩̙͇͔̹̟̜̬̬̮͔̱̘̣͓̹͉̖̥͔̦̆͌̽͂̃̎̑͛̂̏̄́̀̒͑̀̈́̅̓͛̄̊̆̚̕̚͜͠͠͝ͅ ̴̡̨̢̭͙͖̖̳͙̤͖̭̯͚̫̘̳͍̖̖̤͓̞̲͕͓̦̖̜̻͙͇͉̦̺̟͎̝̹̪͉͍̰̬̙̒͐̏́́͋͂̓̉̆̋̃̊̌̾̍͑̍̅͑͊͂̃̊͑̉̀͘͜͜͝M̵̢̨̡̞̞͍͓̜̪̰͍͖̞͓̤̞̣͓͈̫̬̲̙͕̯̰̃̊͐̊̈́̅́̍͑̒͐̑̌͗͊̂̊̈́̃̓͌̎̾̈̎̓͘͘͜͝͠͝ͅͅǑ̶̡̡̘͙͈͔̖̻͇̥͈̻̰̪͎͉͈̙̗͔̟̝̣͖̈̀̈́́̉̈́̑͆̔̌̂̏̒͐̏̒̈̈́̒͊̆̒̓̽̑͑́́͒̀̅͊͋̀̅̒̍̕͘͜͝͠N ̨̨̢̛͔̭͓̹̯͙̝̮̩͖̦̪̼̜͖̤̺̱̰̠̺̭̞̟̳̻̜̭̭̞̼̝̤͚͍̩̬̉̎͐͊̈́̏̏͐̑̔́͊̓̔́̎̇͂͒̉̓̽̃̋̂͒̌̒̕̚͝͝͝͝͝ͅͅI ͉̺̣̝̻̹̎͆͐͆̀̊̎́͆͑͗̾̓͊̂͐͐͗̆̽̀͗̏̌͘̕̚K ̡̹̩͇͉̱̖̲̪̬̲̭̱̻͕̗͊̀̆̏̈́̌̈́̄̔̔̀̾̚͠͠Ą̵̟̝̖̤̬̲͈͉͕̹̜̻̪̝̟̟͚̗̰̬̽͝?"
"J̶̧̢̩̝̩͎̥͚͍̬̠͎̻̲̘̫̱͍͊́̔͐̃̌͑̽̅Ų̴̛̛̖̣̘͇̤̞̗̮̻̞̬̯̪̭͚̲͍͍̱̳̝̗̯̝͎̻̺̩̘̬͇͓͔̭͉̟̜̙͇̭͎̩̈́̄͒̈́̔̉͑͆̌̀̆̍͌̍̈̃̒̾͑̅̾͌͘̚͘͜͜͝͠͝S̴̛̰̳͔̝͖̥̮̠̣͚͓̱̳̼̪̱͚̭͈͋͒̈͐̄̓̊̍̉͛͐͌͗̊̿̎̈̄̉̓̏́́̈́̄͑͗̃̌͂̒̇̓̇̇̚͘͘̚͝͠͝͝͝T̵̨̧̛͍̣͉̥̲̺̭̤͔͙̦̳̮̺̼̩̠̝̭͓̬̬͎̣͚̩̙͇͔̹̟̜̬̬̮͔̱̘̣͓̹͉̖̥͔̦̆͌̽͂̃̎̑͛̂̏̄́̀̒͑̀̈́̅̓͛̄̊̆̚̕̚͜͠͠͝ͅ ̴̡̨̢̭͙͖̖̳͙̤͖̭̯͚̫̘̳͍̖̖̤͓̞̲͕͓̦̖̜̻͙͇͉̦̺̟͎̝̹̪͉͍̰̬̙̒͐̏́́͋͂̓̉̆̋̃̊̌̾̍͑̍̅͑͊͂̃̊͑̉̀͘͜͜͝M̵̢̨̡̞̞͍͓̜̪̰͍͖̞͓̤̞̣͓͈̫̬̲̙͕̯̰̃̊͐̊̈́̅́̍͑̒͐̑̌͗͊̂̊̈́̃̓͌̎̾̈̎̓͘͘͜͝͠͝ͅͅǑ̶̡̡̘͙͈͔̖̻͇̥͈̻̰̪͎͉͈̙̗͔̟̝̣͖̈̀̈́́̉̈́̑͆̔̌̂̏̒͐̏̒̈̈́̒͊̆̒̓̽̑͑́́͒̀̅͊͋̀̅̒̍̕͘͜͝͠N ̨̨̢̛͔̭͓̹̯͙̝̮̩͖̦̪̼̜͖̤̺̱̰̠̺̭̞̟̳̻̜̭̭̞̼̝̤͚͍̩̬̉̎͐͊̈́̏̏͐̑̔́͊̓̔́̎̇͂͒̉̓̽̃̋̂͒̌̒̕̚͝͝͝͝͝ͅͅI ͉̺̣̝̻̹̎͆͐͆̀̊̎́͆͑͗̾̓͊̂͐͐͗̆̽̀͗̏̌͘̕̚K ̡̹̩͇͉̱̖̲̪̬̲̭̱̻͕̗͊̀̆̏̈́̌̈́̄̔̔̀̾̚͠͠Ą̵̟̝̖̤̬̲͈͉͕̹̜̻̪̝̟̟͚̗̰̬̽͝!"
"J̶̧̢̩̝̩͎̥͚͍̬̠͎̻̲̘̫̱͍͊́̔͐̃̌͑̽̅Ų̴̛̛̖̣̘͇̤̞̗̮̻̞̬̯̪̭͚̲͍͍̱̳̝̗̯̝͎̻̺̩̘̬͇͓͔̭͉̟̜̙͇̭͎̩̈́̄͒̈́̔̉͑͆̌̀̆̍͌̍̈̃̒̾͑̅̾͌͘̚͘͜͜͝͠͝S̴̛̰̳͔̝͖̥̮̠̣͚͓̱̳̼̪̱͚̭͈͋͒̈͐̄̓̊̍̉͛͐͌͗̊̿̎̈̄̉̓̏́́̈́̄͑͗̃̌͂̒̇̓̇̇̚͘͘̚͝͠͝͝͝T̵̨̧̛͍̣͉̥̲̺̭̤͔͙̦̳̮̺̼̩̠̝̭͓̬̬͎̣͚̩̙͇͔̹̟̜̬̬̮͔̱̘̣͓̹͉̖̥͔̦̆͌̽͂̃̎̑͛̂̏̄́̀̒͑̀̈́̅̓͛̄̊̆̚̕̚͜͠͠͝ͅ ̴̡̨̢̭͙͖̖̳͙̤͖̭̯͚̫̘̳͍̖̖̤͓̞̲͕͓̦̖̜̻͙͇͉̦̺̟͎̝̹̪͉͍̰̬̙̒͐̏́́͋͂̓̉̆̋̃̊̌̾̍͑̍̅͑͊͂̃̊͑̉̀͘͜͜͝M̵̢̨̡̞̞͍͓̜̪̰͍͖̞͓̤̞̣͓͈̫̬̲̙͕̯̰̃̊͐̊̈́̅́̍͑̒͐̑̌͗͊̂̊̈́̃̓͌̎̾̈̎̓͘͘͜͝͠͝ͅͅǑ̶̡̡̘͙͈͔̖̻͇̥͈̻̰̪͎͉͈̙̗͔̟̝̣͖̈̀̈́́̉̈́̑͆̔̌̂̏̒͐̏̒̈̈́̒͊̆̒̓̽̑͑́́͒̀̅͊͋̀̅̒̍̕͘͜͝͠N ̨̨̢̛͔̭͓̹̯͙̝̮̩͖̦̪̼̜͖̤̺̱̰̠̺̭̞̟̳̻̜̭̭̞̼̝̤͚͍̩̬̉̎͐͊̈́̏̏͐̑̔́͊̓̔́̎̇͂͒̉̓̽̃̋̂͒̌̒̕̚͝͝͝͝͝ͅͅI ͉̺̣̝̻̹̎͆͐͆̀̊̎́͆͑͗̾̓͊̂͐͐͗̆̽̀͗̏̌͘̕̚K ̡̹̩͇͉̱̖̲̪̬̲̭̱̻͕̗͊̀̆̏̈́̌̈́̄̔̔̀̾̚͠͠Ą̵̟̝̖̤̬̲͈͉͕̹̜̻̪̝̟̟͚̗̰̬̽͝?"
"J̶̧̢̩̝̩͎̥͚͍̬̠͎̻̲̘̫̱͍͊́̔͐̃̌͑̽̅Ų̴̛̛̖̣̘͇̤̞̗̮̻̞̬̯̪̭͚̲͍͍̱̳̝̗̯̝͎̻̺̩̘̬͇͓͔̭͉̟̜̙͇̭͎̩̈́̄͒̈́̔̉͑͆̌̀̆̍͌̍̈̃̒̾͑̅̾͌͘̚͘͜͜͝͠͝S̴̛̰̳͔̝͖̥̮̠̣͚͓̱̳̼̪̱͚̭͈͋͒̈͐̄̓̊̍̉͛͐͌͗̊̿̎̈̄̉̓̏́́̈́̄͑͗̃̌͂̒̇̓̇̇̚͘͘̚͝͠͝͝͝T̵̨̧̛͍̣͉̥̲̺̭̤͔͙̦̳̮̺̼̩̠̝̭͓̬̬͎̣͚̩̙͇͔̹̟̜̬̬̮͔̱̘̣͓̹͉̖̥͔̦̆͌̽͂̃̎̑͛̂̏̄́̀̒͑̀̈́̅̓͛̄̊̆̚̕̚͜͠͠͝ͅ ̴̡̨̢̭͙͖̖̳͙̤͖̭̯͚̫̘̳͍̖̖̤͓̞̲͕͓̦̖̜̻͙͇͉̦̺̟͎̝̹̪͉͍̰̬̙̒͐̏́́͋͂̓̉̆̋̃̊̌̾̍͑̍̅͑͊͂̃̊͑̉̀͘͜͜͝M̵̢̨̡̞̞͍͓̜̪̰͍͖̞͓̤̞̣͓͈̫̬̲̙͕̯̰̃̊͐̊̈́̅́̍͑̒͐̑̌͗͊̂̊̈́̃̓͌̎̾̈̎̓͘͘͜͝͠͝ͅͅǑ̶̡̡̘͙͈͔̖̻͇̥͈̻̰̪͎͉͈̙̗͔̟̝̣͖̈̀̈́́̉̈́̑͆̔̌̂̏̒͐̏̒̈̈́̒͊̆̒̓̽̑͑́́͒̀̅͊͋̀̅̒̍̕͘͜͝͠N ̨̨̢̛͔̭͓̹̯͙̝̮̩͖̦̪̼̜͖̤̺̱̰̠̺̭̞̟̳̻̜̭̭̞̼̝̤͚͍̩̬̉̎͐͊̈́̏̏͐̑̔́͊̓̔́̎̇͂͒̉̓̽̃̋̂͒̌̒̕̚͝͝͝͝͝ͅͅI ͉̺̣̝̻̹̎͆͐͆̀̊̎́͆͑͗̾̓͊̂͐͐͗̆̽̀͗̏̌͘̕̚K ̡̹̩͇͉̱̖̲̪̬̲̭̱̻͕̗͊̀̆̏̈́̌̈́̄̔̔̀̾̚͠͠Ą̵̟̝̖̤̬̲͈͉͕̹̜̻̪̝̟̟͚̗̰̬̽͝!"
by SalatSaft April 26, 2020
Get the Monika mug.by JoeBungaLover August 17, 2020
Get the Monika's Pussy mug.the practise of metaphorically sowing one's seed and subsequently immediately departing from the scene as there is no further interest or motivation.
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the state of mind that you might adopt when looking at somebody when the attraction is preventing you from thinking about anything other than monking and bailing...
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the state of mind that you might adopt when looking at somebody when the attraction is preventing you from thinking about anything other than monking and bailing...
Bernice was so fat and ugly that Steve just monked and bailed
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He took her to a fancy restaurant and she was laughing and telling him about her passions and hobbies...He acted interested and mirrored her behaviour, but all he was thinking was "monk and bail, monk and bail, monk and bail"
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He took her to a fancy restaurant and she was laughing and telling him about her passions and hobbies...He acted interested and mirrored her behaviour, but all he was thinking was "monk and bail, monk and bail, monk and bail"
by LOTF2013 September 13, 2011
Get the monk and bail mug.Monika is a beautiful girl loving,kind,and there for you all the time.❤️
She will FaceTime you whenever you want and she will give you great advice..💗💛
She is a great mom or even the best child ever.💞
She will FaceTime you whenever you want and she will give you great advice..💗💛
She is a great mom or even the best child ever.💞
by Panda_lovers89 April 11, 2020
Get the Monika mug.simplified version of Titty Monkey, or Flying Titty Monkey, the creaters spawned from the rack of the hot Queen on Tin Man.
by Monk Titman January 2, 2008
Get the tit monk mug.A temporary lifestyle choice in which one refrains from any romantic or sexual relations with the opposite sex. Usually done so that one can focus more on other things such as school, family, friends, work, etc.
Tom: Dude, you've been slacking off in school, your grades are dropping, your girl is too much of a distraction.
John: I know man, it's all good though, I broke up with her, it's back to Monk Life for me.
Tom: Smart move bro, your grades will get back up in no time!
John: I know man, it's all good though, I broke up with her, it's back to Monk Life for me.
Tom: Smart move bro, your grades will get back up in no time!
by gghoods24 October 26, 2010
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