Monster in-law

Either a mother in-law or father in-law who is meddlesome and purposefully lives to aggravate his son's wife or daughter's husband.
Rude, and oblivious humans who speak before they think about what they are about to say. They are ciritical of the cooking made by their son's wife, or critical of the income earned by their daughter's husband.

If there are step children involved, they usually remain friends with their children's exes, and spoil the step kids to the point that the little bastards become spoiled brats who are rude to the new step parent and destroy their property.

The worst undeserved punishment life has for innocent people with good intentions.

HUSBAND: My mother has offered to buy my ex a house for my (spoiled) daughter, because she is being picked on (imagined) by her cousins while she lives at her aunts house.
NEW WIFE:(after being nice to mother in law) Wait, you guys are not even together anymore, wtf?
HUSBAND: She is concerned about her grand daughter.
NEW WIFE: Was she concerned when your ex was cheating on you and got pregnant by the other guy? I HATE MY Monster In-law.

by closeyurlegsperusmellslikefish August 29, 2012

Rap monster

Member of the famous k-pop group called BTS Kim Nam joon formally known as rap monster.

RM - I'm rap monster. It's R-A-P MONSTER NOT D-A-N-C-E MONSTER

by BTS' hoe October 7, 2019

Monster Hit

(v.) To take such a massive hit of a joint, bowl, or bong to the point where you think you are about to pass out and you can't speak right.

Andrés- *takes monster hit*

Jon- ...Oh my god

Andrés- *holds in the smoke*

Jon- That was huuuuge!

Andrés- *blows out smoke*

Jon- Are you gonna be okay?

Andrés- Dude. Im feel pike I gonna weed a hopstital.

by AndresG. December 29, 2008

monster ultra

monster ultra is fanfiction about 2 dream smp members; karl jacobs and sapnap where sapnap fucks karl with monster energy drink can.

"aaye did you read monster ultra?"
"hell yes i did. it was great and terrifying at the same time."
"yes. lets pray for karls ass."

by bigQishot July 17, 2021

blowing the cookie monster

Vaping with sweet smelling pods, especially those with the aroma of cookies.

These damn kids today are always hiding in the school bathroom stalls blowing the Cookie Monster.

by Bogrimm May 11, 2018

Monster Truck Dump

An absolutely enormous shit. A shit so big you can proudly take it home to your parents. Your colon living out its dump truck fantasies.

The day after the buffet, I took this monster truck dump. A serious two foot turd. I felt like a great waste had been lifted from me.

by the Geug April 8, 2009

Monster in law

A clingy and possessive mother or father in law who tries to interfere with son/daughters relationship. They will take any measure, most common is manipulation, to turn their son or daughter against their own partner. Monster in laws say things behind your back, will blame every problem on you, will purposely try to get your angry and will try to make you feel uncomfortable. Their behaviour is usually triggered when they feel like they're losing their "baby" and will do anything to prevent them from leaving home or moving in with somebody else.

Mother (monster in law): Let's buy a car together! Lets save up, both you and I. I'll sell my ___ for it that way we will both have a car we can use together. We should redecorate your room too. Does that sound good Sweety? That would be so good for us.

*looking straight into her sons eyes with her hand on his hand, and his girlfriend sitting across from them by the table

by ExperiencedVictim September 25, 2013