Monopolitics

Having complete control of a politcal party or politcal candicy

" When barrak Obama dominated the 20012 presidential race it was monopolitics at its best

by damiancrowley February 5, 2013

Monopulate

The act of someone monopolizing all of something in a manipulative way. Anything can be monopulated - your affections, a person, the hot water in the shower, the remote control, someone's time...See Time Vampire

I can't believe that slutty girl is trying to MONOPULATE the attention of every cute guy in the bar! She is such a MONOPULATIVE little bitch!

by team grammatard January 27, 2010

Monoparolic

(Adj) - pertaining to responses that consist of solely one word. Often originating from disinterested romantic interests or sullen teenagers.

Compare with monosyllabic

Q- Finbar, how proceeds your textular relationship with Martha?

F- Too bad Quentin, too bad, stiflingly monoparolic on her part.

Q- Oh, for shame sir!

by jpandthebooks April 10, 2017

Monopoly nazi

Some one who is just to damn good at monopoly.

God, my dad is such monopoly nazi.

by XxomarnewmanxX March 1, 2018

Monopoly miser

When you catch your gay lover putting monopoly pieces in his anus

"I caught carl being a monopoly miser. He had a thimble in his ass"

by Marching powder January 2, 2021

Monopolize

Number 1 suspect for the murder of Holla. Holla accused Monopolize of killing his BFF, Fat Cannon. Even though nothing has ever been proven, it’s the biggest beef since Biggie and Tupac.

Chloe : Monopolize? Who’s that?
Ella : You’ve never heard of the Moholla Squalla?
Chloe : nuh uh
Dan : Well he’s a rapper… monopolize
Ella : yeah!
Dan : *starts beatboxing*
Ella : Mo- Monopolize, don’t apologize. Mo- Monopolize, don’t ask me for my size
Dan : you’ll, ap-re-ci-ate me when i’m in your motherfuckin thigh- nothin huh?
Chloe : I’ve never heard of him.

by Addy_May June 29, 2022

strip monopoly

You financially cripple your opponents in Monopoly and make them strip.

Person A: You want to play Strip Monopoly?
Person B: No.

by A Sad Doggo August 14, 2020