Washington Monument

A Washington Monument is a turd that is two-tone and sticks up vertically, out of the water.

Dude, you might want to use the bathroom upstairs, some dick's left a Washington Monument in there.

by HibsMax February 5, 2009

monopenis

(adj): the condition of only liking one penis

Jessica is monopenis. She only likes Mike's dick. They have been together for 5 years.

by AwkwardCookie April 16, 2013

monoes

Morris knows (Mo Knows). invented by a former wide receiver of sacramento state football team.

How do you know he said that? Because Monoes!!!

by monoes13 May 17, 2014

monomentaliphobia

Morbid fear of not having a multiple personality.

Monomentaliphobia. The fear of the long-term dissociative.

by Fearman November 22, 2007

monomiserate

(v.) To express or feel lamentation alone (cf. commiserate)

Derivatives: monomiseration (n.)

Being single on Valentine's Day, he was left alone to monomiserate.

by langnerd January 11, 2009

Monoversationlist

When someone calls you up to see how you are doing and all they do is talk about themselves; you can't get a word in edgewise.

The "conversation" is all about them.

Dara Torres is a monoversationlist, she only wants to talk about herself.

by Brooklyn63 November 10, 2009

monomoob

The result of an obese man's moobs merging into a single roll of fat that often completely encircles the upper torso.

Jeff had become so overweight that his moobs had morphed into a single monomoob.

by Sir Garence October 22, 2010