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monogamister

A man who insists that his lover become monogamous with him.
I had a great time with Ralph, but when he got all monogamister on me, I had to explain that monogamy isn't really my thing. I can't help it; I'm just not a monogamiss.
by gurgoob January 10, 2012
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Serial monogamist

It means you’re staying faithful to your cornflakes right now.
I’m a serial monogamist. I’m staying faithful to my cornflakes right now.
by Night King January 2, 2018
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manogram

n. etymology-derived from "mammogram" (a photograph of the breasts made by x-rays).
this is what men give themselves when they examine thier pectoral muscles in the mirror for an extended period of time. Often seen in gyms, especially in the locker room. Often done as an act of vainity.
After looking at his chest for 15 min. at all possible perspectives, Billy was finished with his daily manogram.
by C.W. Anderson III September 26, 2005
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monogame

How people incorrectly spell, "monogamy."
Hey bro, my gf is totally into monogame! Taht is so teh n00bage!
by The All-Seeing Eye June 11, 2008
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serial monogamist

A man or woman who as extremely short-term relationships because they seem to like to put others in pain or because their parents messed them up in childhood
See: 35% women
99.999% men
by Butterfly December 15, 2003
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monogamy

monogamy means to only have one sexual partner.Humans are usually married for that state, especially men
need to marry women since the women have so many other options(mostly thirsty beta males)which they keep as backup, stupid Stacy. If you can get women easily you don't have to worry about that since women are jealous as shit not wanting other women to have you and if she spreads her legs you have options, so be Alpha please.
Ey this bitch Stacy ended a year old relationship, slept with an alpha guy after 20 minutes of meeting him and I had to wait 3 weeks buying her stuff.All this because she couldn't consider monogamy as an option.
by MrSuccessful August 4, 2019
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Monograph

A really arrogant, uppity, stuck-up name that professors use to refer to books
"For this paper, I will be requiring referencing for at least three journal articles and four academic monographs"

"Dude, my professor's a tool. Why can't he just call it a book?"
by JackChurchillfan89 April 4, 2010
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