Shit-Smeared Monocle

Noun: The opposite of rose tinted glasses.

When you're in a bad mood and everything annoys you, you're viewing the world through a shit-smeared monocle.

by Acoustic Dinosaur February 2, 2022

Mar-a-lago Monocle

When an older man removes his penis from a younger woman's anus and then wipes it around her eye leaving a brown ring.

Epstien was really kicked out for giving too many Mar-a-lago Monocles.

by Chopstix608 December 18, 2025

Monoclephobia

The fear of monocles

Persona 1: “Hey man her family suddenly wore monocles while having tea and now she has Monoclephobia”

Person 2: “yeah that happened to me too…”

by Gherman Sparrow July 11, 2021

Monoclephobia

The fear of monocles

Persona 1: “Hey man her family suddenly wore monocles while having tea and now she has Monoclephobia”

Person 2: “yeah that happened to me too…”

by Gherman Sparrow July 11, 2021

moncleezy

a nickname for the designer brand moncler which is commonly used by the artist “autumn” or twinuzis

Hey Rino I just got some new Moncleezy for the winter it’s starting to get cold.

by ksmiles September 23, 2020

Monocelebprick

Monocelebprick

A very insulting term for a bloke trying and failing to make himself look like one specfic celebrity.

Example: "Your never look anything like Brad Pitt, no mater what you do, your just an f**king useless monocelebprick"

by Peter Glum September 20, 2007

Monacle Lewinsky

a female intern who parades around the Washington D.C. area wearing broken eye glasses (only one leg).

Nathalie: "My glasses broke! They now only have one leg!"
Gaby: "How are you going to do your internship in D.C.? You're almost blind!
Nathalie: "I guess I just have to man up and do it."
Gaby: "Alright, Monacle Lewinsky!"

by gaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa May 4, 2011