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Mokie

A mixture of cannabis and tobacco smoked via a water-pipe.

The origins of the word "mokie" are hard to trace. But as far as confirmed history goes, "mokie" originated in Sanoma County, California as an activity up-taken by few and far between. A man travelling from Sanoma County, CA to the neighboring Marin County, CA told stories of people who smoked "mokies". Overnight, it transformed from a tall tale into a worldwide phenomena of "mokie" addiction.
"Yo, lets go take some mokies!"

"Dude, that mokie rip got me faded!"

"Let's climb mokie mountain!"

"Smoking mokies will probably give you emphysema"
by The Mokie Crusader February 11, 2009
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Mondi

A guy with a huge dick that reaches the floor. When he takes off his pants it just hits the floor with a thud that could be heard from a mile away and then echoes. He is also a pretty goofy guy who doesn't understand the true meaning of his title.
I wish I could be a Mondi, they get all the girls.
by Mondi Lover 69 June 27, 2017
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Monking

Pronunciation: \muhn`-king\
Function: verb
Etymology: Middle English, from Old English munuc, from Late Latin monachus, from Late Greek monachos, from Greek, adjective, single, from monos single, alone. Dervied from the American sitcom "Monk".
Date: 2006

1. To engage in a psychologically induced state of complete uncomfortability, often brought on by stresses such as; heat, lack of food, awkward social encounters, germs, etc.
2. Another term for a panic attack induced by social anxiety and/or physical surroundings.
3. To display symptoms of OCD, social anxiety disorder, or any other number of psychological disorders displayed by fictional detective Adrian Monk on the popular American television mystery sitcom Monk.
4. An extreme state of paranoia in which one feels as if all surrounding humans are looking at him/her in a negative demeanor.
Chris: "It is so hot in here I can feel the sweat dripping down my back."
Brett: "Yes and this cashier is taking forever, and the peasants waiting in line with us reak of unsanitary conditions"
Chris: "YES! And they are all looking at us."
Brett: "Forget this dude, I'm MONKING!"
(Drops all groceries where they stand and the two head for the door.)
by Chris & Brett August 1, 2008
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Mokkie

A coffee/tea mug especially made for Mollies.

"Mug" = Mok in Dutch, hence Mokkie for a Mollie.
Please pass me a steaming hot coffee in my favorite Mokkie
by MolliesMollie March 31, 2020
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monkish

1. Acting in a way similar to Adrian Monk (from the TV show, Monk)
2. has obsessive-compulsive tendencies, usually used humorously
Did you see him organizing his silverware throughout dinner? He's so monkish.
by Senor Flik June 16, 2007
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Moki

Moki is the type of person that has multiple tastes, music is one. If you befriend a moki he will have the same respect as you as you do for him. Athleticism and ladies is his go-to.
Girl 1: Oh my gosh Moki is in my math class!

Girl 2: You’re so damn lucky, he gets all the chicks.
by IAmTheWalnut January 30, 2019
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Monkito

Someone that acts like an ape when get's annoyed by their bf or gf.

Makes bonobo and chimpanzee noises while annoyed.
Neves: What have I done now? Why are u being a monkito?
Raul (while being clearly annoyed at Neves): Nah I'm not, nothing's wrong

Neves: Sure, whatever
by woodlane March 2, 2018
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