monkey trying to fuck a football

monkey trying to fuck a football attempting to perform a difficult or almost impossible task

a lineman was attempting to change a street light bulb it was like watching a monkey trying to fuck a football

by bluebear January 9, 2021

Fuck the monkey

To be the start of something horrible. The cause of something devastating.

Judy is pissed at me for giving her a computer virus, but someone sent it to me first. I didn't fuck the monkey.

The world now has AIDS because somebody fucked the monkey.

by ElDonzo May 29, 2015

Fuck a monkey

1. An exclamation of frustration
2. An exclamation of awesomeness
3. A dismissal
4. To totally suck at something
5. Something you say when there's nothing else to say
6. To have sexual intercourse with a primate

1. "Why won't this thing work??? Argh, fuck a monkey!"
2. "How 'bout that GWAR concert last night?" "Fuck a monkey, that was awesome!"
3. Dumbass walking in on conversation: "You like GWAR??? You guys are sickos!" Guys: "Oh, go fuck a monkey!"
4. *Awkward silence* "Fuck a monkey!"
5. "Man, I fuck a monkey at this!"
6. "I gotta go to the zoo and fuck a monkey."

by Blood Seraph December 13, 2008

fucking monkeys in a fucking barrel

when your angry and need something random to say.

fucking monkeys in a fucking barrel! where's my phone?

by Blaackins November 4, 2010

fuck my monkey

1. Yet another exclaimation of extreme disappointment. Usually uttered after a disheartending discovery.

2. Used in place of "I'll be!", or "you are kidding me".

"You dumped a bowl of icecream on the carpet?? Aw, fuck my monkey!"

"Well, fucky my monkey.... I just saw my cousin on TV!"

by towanda March 23, 2005

fuck a monkey

1. A general exclamation of frusration.
2. An angry dismissal.

1. "This computer won't work! argh, fuck a monkey!!!
2. Guy 1: "god, your such a dumbass," Guy 2: "Oh, fuck a monkey!"

by BloodSeraph December 13, 2008

fuck a monkey's nut

It is when a male is about to get off and something bad happens to make him lose his hard on.

At this party I busted into a room where this guy and girl where getting it on to fuck a monkey's nut. The look on his face was hilarious.

by ChaosLord85 September 20, 2009