barrel monkeying

To go off half-cocked or in a willy nilly sort way. A combination of barreling through something and monkeying around.

Most commonly used in an MMORPG while dungeon crawling with a large group whose members who may be apt to act like Leeroy Jenkins and get everyone killed.

"Ok when we get in to Blackwing Lair just stay put and don't go barrel monkeying around in there."

by Harvey Lopez December 10, 2008

Monkeynuggets

a nicer substituste for a swearword

I monkeynuggets a hot chick last night

by sparky13 July 11, 2009

Monkeyitis

Noun - Pathology.

A reoccurring ailment characterized by the attraction to members of the opposite sex who are not available for a relationship.

Also noted for its incredible difficulty to be cured.

Origin - 2000s; English: Monkey + itis.

"What happened to that girl you liked?"

"Yeah, well, it was going well until 'Monkeyitis' struck again"

"Ah shit man, that's tough".

by Monkey1991 December 27, 2009

Monkeyism

A religion where the devout believers of this religion are monkey men and believe that God is a monkey

monkey the believer

Monke the God

monkey temple/jungle a church for Monkeyism

Monke man Pope or Cardinal

I am a devout Monkeyism believer

by Everybody is a monkey May 1, 2022

monkeylion

someone extremely ugly.they often tend to act stupid

OMG,(oh my god)
that chick's a
monkeylion!

by rafarocks August 30, 2007

monkeydickass

Men or women who think they have monkey balls and big nuts on a dick so you wanna kick they ass.

If you say something else stupid I'm gone kick you monkeydickass.

by kayla smylez April 23, 2008

Monkeyfishy

An amazing, down syndrome fish that was magically turned into a monkey when it saw a banana on the ground and started sucking it. The species is now very much extinct and only 2 remain in the world. Both are located in South Florida. Go to Miami Lakes Educational Center. This species in females are very beautiful, exotic, complex, wonderful, trustworthy, and just the best person you'll ever find in the world. While the males are everything the opposite of the female. Go figure.

I love my monkeyfishy Isis!

by Monkeyfishy1 November 23, 2009