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monkeyface

A lyrical alternative to 2010 pop "Pokerface" Used across Europe instead of the actual lyrics. It is a request for a male or female to ejaculate on the face of the the person singing it.

The intent is intended to be similar to "like I give a shit".

This phrase is also used as currency amongs those who attend dance festivals with an actually real world financial trade value.

It is also a counter culture identifier marking individuals out as rallying against "pop" culture, specifically manfactured popidols.
"Come on my, come on my, come on my, come-on-my-monkeyface"
by monkeyfacemoo March 9, 2010
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monkeylover

one who wishes to or does make love to monkeys
that guy is a real monkeylover, he goes to the zoo to try and get pussy.
by asspirate July 20, 2003
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monkeyfuck

1.) When someone gets on top of their parter (Usually female, who is face down, laying flat.) and has sex with them; Sex Act.

2.) When someone is an asshat. (See Def. Asshat)

3.) When you get deprived of a prize that is due.

4.) Alternative for "Motherfuck"
Hey Jane, how did you like that monkeyfuckin?

You silly monkeyfuck!

What the monkey fuck!
by N4rF February 9, 2003
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monkeyllama

A word commonly used to describe the offspring of a monkey and a llama. They swing from trees, spit, have a long neck and a tail, bad teeth, and most monkeyllamas are greyish-brown.
That monkeyllama just spit on me.
Stupid monkeyllama.
Ooooohhhh shitttt, this monkeyllama is my bestfriend, yo!
by Tu Madre (: December 3, 2007
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MonkeyFu

Sweet-tasting manflesh, with a hint of lime.
Roasted MonkeyFu is considered a delicacy on the West Coast.
by Poiuyt Man February 13, 2004
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monkeyfoot

One who packs a bowl while holding the bowl with his/her feet. n.
Mariel is such a monkeyfoot; she always holds the bowl with her feet.
by Dreezy_bluntz November 15, 2012
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A Monkeyfuck

"HOLY SHIT!!! That Monkeyfuck is fucking a squirrel up the ass!!! Daaaaaaaaaaamnn this is soooooo hott!!!!!!"

- A Monkeyfuck
by A Monkeyfucker June 30, 2009
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