The condition resulting from inadequate wiping of the anus following defecation, which can cause the afflicted to appear monkey-like as they dig in their butt, trying to appease the itching.
by JeremiahN July 27, 2007
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“Was he stealing your shit or something?”
“No, but he was talking shit at me and I just completely lost it”
“Understandable.”
“Was he stealing your shit or something?”
“No, but he was talking shit at me and I just completely lost it”
“Understandable.”
by Jaaaaaam April 25, 2020
Get the Monkey boy mug.My boss is an ex porn star. He came up with the sexual position called 'MonkeyDog'. This position involves doing a women or as he preferred man in the doggy style position whilst monkey gripping their arms behind their back with a solid pounding action. In some rare cases this position has been incorrectly named 'The Seagull', but don't be mistaken this has been incorrectly named by fuck wit people with no idea of the real name or the true inventor.
Jane loves the MonkeyDog, like a fat kid loves cake.
"i just sat through Twilight with Jane, hopefully i get to Monkeydog her now"
"i just sat through Twilight with Jane, hopefully i get to Monkeydog her now"
by klitt February 5, 2010
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That monkeybull took a massive shit not only leaving the toilet clogged, but somehow managed to smear an ass-skid of crap on the toilet seat, leave a shit smear on the toilet paper roll itself and some poop on damn toilet flusher. Then the monkeybull bitched about the kitchen counters being dirty.
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