ass monkey

An ass monkey is a common species of primate known to live in the rectum of people that enjoy making others suffer. These people then gain superhuman powers that allow them to torment innocents even further... Some common "victims" of ass monkies are (but not limited to) DMV workers, lawyers, prosecuters, ex-significant others and high school teachers. Many also believe that George Bush is an ass monkey victim...

How to tell if you're an ass monkey:
- Do people avoid you?
- Do you live alone?
- Do little girls and old ladies run away from you in tears?
- Does your neighbor's dog crap on your doorstep?
- Do people flip you off on a regular basis?

...Damn that ass monkey at the DMV... That jerk wouldn't renew my permit even though i had all my ID...

by MydKnight Darkling November 1, 2007

ass monkey

see MIKElatin; cock sucker who takes credit for something not remotely capable of performing while sucking butt when tattered

I built that HiPo tiller motor all by myself,call me an ass monkey but not a chicken tattered salad tosser

by Thereel Brainthatdidit March 29, 2004

ass monkey

a male having anal sex with another male

those 2 guys are ass monkeys

by barnbasher September 15, 2005

Ass monkey

See also Rufus

Rufus is my favourite ass-monkey.

by Not Mr Canada Eh March 22, 2003

ass monkey

an animal of the primate variety that dwells inside the human anal region... sounds fun... See also jem dakeyne

jem dakeyne

some other lucky buggers

by damonator!!!!!!! February 20, 2004

ass monkey

One who is more of a physical person rather than one of any intellect.

In simple terms, a stupid yet physical worker.

Man, that guy can sure lift those boxes. Too bad he's an ass monkey when it comes to computers.

by Squints August 9, 2004

Monkey mushroom ass

Amazing role model who is never wrong.

Look at your "monkey mushroom ass", your right miss.

by Merch!!! May 31, 2018