Monagan Bagen

A path to enlightenment. Many individuals seek the road of Monagan Bagen to clear their conscience and restore a balance to their soul. A monagan bagen, in a sense, is the real Holy Grail. Many people believe that it grants immortality when really it grants you passage to Heaven when you die.

Indiana Jones was seeking the Holy Grail in Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade but the truth was he found the Monagan Bagen.

by Potsie July 19, 2009

Mojave Muncher

The name for an act of foreplay in which the recieving party turns their blowdryer on full blast while pointing it directly into their partners mouth, causing extreme dryness, making the tongue rather "cat-like". The partner then proceeds to perform oral sex. The acts name derives from its extreme dryness, and to be quite honest. . . the chafing.

"i thought he was gonna go down and get me all wet but he pulled a surprise Mojave Muncher and damn near sanded my clit off! Goddam, i say Goddam!!!"

by themojavemuncher February 25, 2015

Mojack

Slang term for Icelander, especially a rural one--popular term among US military personnel stationed in Iceland during WWII. Origin unknown.

That Mojack insisted vehemently that his cow was sick because of being sexually assaulted by our soldiers, but after our camp veterinarian diagnosed and treated her for a common bovine ailment, she made a full recovery; then the Mojack gave us some cheese to make amends.

by hyjyljyj October 27, 2007

Janelle Monae

A genius, gorgeous singer/choreographer who has made two popular singles Tightrope ft. Big Boi and Tightrope (Wondamix) ft. Lupe Fiasco and B.o.B. . She rocks a pompadour and can surprisingly rap. She is signed onto Purple Ribbon record company.

Have you heard that new R&B mix with Janelle Monae?

by Crayterm13 August 27, 2010

Dominic Monaghan

British actor, often reffered to as teh sex. Played Merry in The Lord of the Rings, but has many other projects up his sleeve. Looks particularly good in hats and/or scarves and/or eyeliner. The best thing that happened to females in a long, long time. Enjoys surfing and trees.

Sometimes associated with tea-ferrets.

Dominic Monaghan is so much hotter than Tom Cruise in The Last Samurai.

by zimraphel March 10, 2004

mona

MONA is an abbrivation for Morphine Oxygen Nitroglycerin Aspirin.
This is the first aids in treatment of the miocardial infarction

We have to use MONA now- Dr. said

by slavkaragazzo November 4, 2006

Mojang

Most best known as the company that created the popular game, Minecraft.

Gamer 1: Dammit!

Gamer 2: What happened?

Gamer 1: A stupid creeper blew up my minecraft house! Why did Mojang have to put creepers in this game?

by Creeperssuck5150 April 27, 2012