Baby Monitor

A term used in Modern Warfare 2 to trash a player using a heartbeat monitor.

That fucking kid with the cheap ass baby monitor killed me again!

by MrConflict July 22, 2010

MiniMont

Like Harriet LaMont, only smaller.

MacroMont: Holy cheeseburger you're small
MiniMont: ya

by Snackajack February 8, 2009

Monmouth Regional High School

the teachers are either bitches, take their job way to serious, or don't give a single fuck. some of our "great" teachers consist of Mrs wolff a sexy beast but shes not very bright, Tupie who has no real purpose and no one takes him serious because he e e e e tal al al lks l l li i i ik ke th ii s. Mr Locke who is very creepy and most likely a predator and can go from talking about the declaration of independence to the civil war in 2 minutes. Can't forget about mrs turner who is the least qualified gym teacher in all of new jersey. you will most definitely find people vaping and smoking in the bathrooms despite how we need to put our student ID's before using the bathroom. they fail to fix the problems that the school has and the teachers aren't able to stop a fight between two students for 30 minutes.

yo, what school do you go to
monmouth regional high school
hows that

terrible i have mr locke this year

by krystal Methanny February 22, 2019

Monmouth College

A small college in western Illinois. Smells like shit 90% of the time, and the women only like football hick boys. Parties are dry as fuck! And so is the bar scene!

"What’s that smell?"
"Either the football team is practicing, or you are just at Monmouth college."

by Nun But facts September 29, 2022

second monitor

male birth control

A: do you have a gf?
B: nah, I have second monitor.

by Alex_Sobol February 13, 2022

Pissed on the monitor

A phrase you say when something bad has happened but also after that another bad thing happens.

Sean: Hey man I’m sorry about your dog getting hit by that car yesterday.

Kyle: Yea man but you won’t believe what happened after that. My girlfriend called and broke up with me.

Sean: Wow you just pissed on the monitor!

by Krankëmz October 13, 2021

Moniox

Moniox is your friendly neighborhood spy, usually running around stabbing all your friends. Does not die when you want him to.

TF2 spoiler: Moniox is the spy

by Förrädaranka April 6, 2010