Monogany

1. The highest ranking official in the Following of The Heat.
2. Equivalent to the pope in the catholic church.

Sarah Monogany Charles is infallible. Her word is like The Heat's herself.

by Heather "The Heat" January 14, 2008

cereal monogamy

The custom or practice of eating only one type of cereal at a time. Cereal monogamists view the casual alternation of cereals, or, worse, mixing different cereals in the same bowl, to be simply wrong.

Not to be confused with serial monogamy.

"I eat Cheerios for breakfast. I eat only Cheerios; no other cereals. Cheerios are the greatest thing since sliced bananas! Wait-- I'm out of Cheerios... time to get some more cereal... I eat Frosted Flakes for breakfast. No other cereals; just Frosted Flakes."
That's an example of cereal monogamy.

by Grinning Cat January 18, 2015

mongtard

Derived from "Mongoloid" meaning one who suffers from Downs Syndrome and "Retard" a term given to either slow learners or just general morons, this word is used as an insult to people who do something spasticated.

"John you managed to set fire to your own fireproof boxers you mongtard!"

by CuddyRules May 17, 2005

Monggoloid

A slang word or a street word in Filipino used by rude people to describe a person with special needs usually a person with down syndrome.

Monggoloid ka ba ha? (Are you autistic?)

by KrizzyG November 8, 2018

mongathon

mongathon

(noun) mongathon is a long-term group, endurance binge on depressents, or soporifics (including Cannabis). Followed by a long period of monging.

See bongathon

The Abergavenny Smoke Out competition was a real mongathon, with competitors ingesting vast quantities of green! Some whitied.

by Hurnia January 1, 2007

monogamous slut

a male or female who submits to the sexual whims of his or her partner, is available at any time for sex, yet never strays or has sex with anyone outside the owner/slut relationship

When he arrived home, his monogamous slut was sleeping, but he knew he could wake her to service his cock, for she was his to command.

by Semirhage January 26, 2008

Monogamous Dining

When two co-workers only have lunch with each other.

John: Steve, want to see if Chris wants to come to lunch?
Steve: Pssh... You know he and Paul have a monogamous dining thing going on.

John: Well maybe he's willing to commit lunch adultery today.
Steve: Good luck with that.

by D0p@r15 February 6, 2010