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monet disease

When a person looks good from far off but looks aweful close up. Like a Monet painting, looks good from a distance but a jumble of brush strokes up close.
Driving down the road you see a hot chick from a distance... But when you get close you discover she's old or ugly ...she has Monet disease!
by David Jag November 24, 2013
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nina-monet

She is very sexy and every time she walks past someone they can sense her light. She can be shy at times but when you get to know her and be a good friend to her she will always be loyal. She understands her purpose and is a great singer.... Start a conversation with her and the two of you will be bff's in a heartbeat. This beautiful person will always be by your side.
Wow look at nina-monet.
by World peace4443336665 July 2, 2017
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monet

1: man i dont have much monet
2: oh boi go work then yes
by cryptxyz December 4, 2018
mugGet the monetmug.

reverse monet

When a woman puts her cancles behind her neck and presents a bouquet of lillies by her ass while one man's balls are on her forehead and the other man is jerking off onto her ass.
My girl asked my best friend and I for a reverse Monet.
by Impressionist69 June 15, 2017
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monet-louise

monet-Louise is a kind caring girl that is either always singing or always eating. Even though her love for food is so big she has the perfect figure every girl would dream off and a singing voice that takes your breath away. Her big doll eyes stand out of her face and her lashes are unreal. Monet is the fun aunt the mad sister that weird cousin thats always getting you into trouble and that kind of friend you allwahs can count on. However she is the worst enemy. You can’t win with a Monet-Louise in a argument. Or a fight. So don’t get on her bad side or you will regret it. But don’t chat on her if she’s your girlfriend cause u don’t want to see that side to her 😬😬 but don’t fear her she’s a lovley girl that u will never regret meeting... unless u fight her then run 😂
Monet-Louise// moh/Naye/low/ease/; choclate loving girl

Julie -“ me and Monet are having a fight”
Charley -“your dead Julie!!”

Charley- monet my dog died 😭😭
Monet-it’s okay I’m here for you poor old Rodger

Kacey- monet, can I have some of your choclate

Monet- no
by Charleylouise11 January 30, 2018
mugGet the monet-louisemug.

Monet

I need me some monet, you have any
by StevenHawkings October 17, 2020
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Monet bolden

The one toxic person who will love you for you. She will be your ride or die no matter what. The realest person on the team. A really pretty healthy person who does not need friends. She is funny, smart, mean/kind & will always have your back. The one person you don’t wanna loose out of all people because ain’t much people like her. The term “Monet” means pretty, and loving just like the painting. “Bolden” as in bold by shy and does whatever to get her way. She is stubborn but she is the one.
Hey, look at Monet bolden, sheesshh I wish I was able to have her.
by Saucy baby November 21, 2021
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