mom

the person i fucked last night

i fucked your mom last night

by ember451 February 18, 2020

mom

1.Someone who thinks cleaning your room is the only responsibility you have
2.Someone who is too scared of you growing up to let you make mistakes so she governs everything you do
3.Someone who gets mad at you when you voice your opinion if it doesn't match hers
4. Someone who constantly exaggerates the amount of time you take to do something just to prove a point, even if its wrong

Kid:Hey mom, can i go for a walk? I did all my homework and I'm getting all A's
Mom:No! Your room is a huge mess, and it's too dangerous for you to go outside alone!
Kid: But I just cleaned my room and I'm 17 years old....
Mom: You're grounded!

by mikky__ March 11, 2015

mom

mom (adj.)

1. used to describe something that is really great, nice, kind, helpful.

syn: momlike

I can't believe your boyfriend brought you soup when you were sick! He's so mom!

by jamie February 25, 2004

mom

slang for moment, often used to for when you're busy and need to type quickly

Bob: Hey dude, you wanna do something?

Adam: just a mom

by i am the dude February 19, 2013

mom

Your daddies bitch. Your brothers bitch and one day your bitch

Your daddy gave it to his "bitch"

by Yourdaddy May 13, 2005

mom

the person that controls ur life

me: can i go to a friends house?
mom: no i dont truss ur friend and i have a bad feeling about u going over there
me: what?!

by stinky fishy June 13, 2020

mom

a bitch who calls your name but has nothing to say. that bitch also tells you what to do. she is made of money but wont give you a penny.

mom: JOHN!
john: WHAT?
mom: ...

by definitely_not_Jiana March 11, 2022